Happy April Fools, 2014!

Bitchster - pink logo with same font as facebook and the dot of the I is one of the LadiesHowdy! Are you sad that Bitchster isn't a real thing? I sort of am, yes. I wish I had the programming skillz to make it happen!

This is our tenth year of April Foolery, and it gets more fun every year. Here's a look back at the horrible splash pages we've inflicted upon you, going back in time, and also increasing in offensiveness the farther back you go. Ah, time and maturity. I have more of the first and a bit of the second!

Happy April Fools, folks. See you next year!

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  1. 1
    library addict says:

    I love youir April Foold’s jokes (still think the reviews one with DA was he best, but they’ve all been fun).

  2. 2
    Nessa says:

    LOVE! And you have Fabio! Why isn’t there a sign up link? :(

  3. 3
    StarOpal says:

    The Fabio made me laugh so hard

  4. 4
    shawny j says:

    Love! I was so looking forward to seeing what you cooked up and you didn’t disappoint…well except for the fact that I’m disappointed Bitchster isn’t a thing. But otherwise, amazing as always!

  5. 5
    Malin says:

    I would totally sign up for Bitchster. It seems much more aimed at my core interests than Facebook. :)

  6. 6
    kathy cole says:

    I would so love to sign up for Bitchster – and the Fabio and Hannibal bits were fabulous.

  7. 7
    shuzluva says:

    The minute I read it I thought, “damn, I wish this was a reality”. Get those programming skillz going!

  8. 8

    Oh, I so wanted this to be true, even while I knew it must be an April Fool’s prank. I hate Facebook, but would totally sign up for Bitchster!

  9. 9
    Lori says:

    I would have signed up on the spot. Because where there is romance, there is Fabio.

  10. 10
    SB Sarah says:

    I so wish I had the programming skills to make it so. It would be SO AWESOME.

  11. 11
    Karenmc says:

    That list is giving me flashbacks of all the coffee spit onto my keyboard every year at this time.

    And whaddya mean, we can’t sign up? Somebody with the know-how needs to get on that. I’m tired of my RL friends giving me bewildered looks when I start rattling on about THE MOST IMPORTANT SUBJECT ON THE INTERWEBS.

  12. 12
    LauraL says:

    Like Lori said, I would have signed up immediately. Fabio would have just been butter on the toast.

  13. 13
    Bea says:

    This is brilliant and so much fun! I so wish for it to be true! I loathe Facebook but I would sign up for Bichtster in a nanosecond. And I’m sure Fabio would be one of the first users to join B. I’m relatively new to SBTB and I couldn’t stop laughing aloud while reading the previous years’ entries. I completely lost it with Jandy’s and Jarah’ reviews and related posts!

  14. 14
    Barb in Maryland says:

    How did you know my groups?How? How?? Are you bugging my house?

  15. 15
    Elise Logan says:

    I want this so bad.

    That is all.

  16. 16

    I see nothing whatsoever complicated about a relationship with Hugh Jackman and Tom Hiddleston. :D

  17. 17
    cayenne says:

    I so wish this was real :( Brilliant concept!!

    And Richard Armitage FTW. ALWAYS. It’s the default setting. Sorry, Jeremy.

  18. 18
    LaineyT says:

    @Elyse regarding her comment on bitchster about trying naked yoga…

    Not sure if you heard but Lululemon and Jimmy Kimmel have already got you uncovered ;)

    http://youtu.be/hZkSFhfL-hM

    http://shop.lululemon.com/products/category/spray-on?icid=ECB;sprayon;wk08;032814

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    Phyllis Laatsch says:

    The Bitchster (TM, C, YMMV) app for Android tends to shrug mentally, play sultry music, and have an internal hymen.

    Do I need to upgrade to an iPhone?

  20. 20
    HJ says:

    I want Bitchster!  Especially for this:  “If you like a page or friend a person, you’ll see what they say. IT IS LIKE MAGIC I TELL YOU.”

    How hard could it be to do that?

  21. 21
    SB Sarah says:

    @Phyllis:

    The sultry music is a feature, not a bug.

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