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HaBO: Ocean Waves and the Wang Dang Doodle

Jan is looking for a book that's memorable in an oceanic kind of way: 

I think I read this in the early eighties.  A pirate or sea captain hero brings an innocent heroine to his Caribbean plantation. I can't remember how these two got together.

He keeps her with him at all times but never has sex because he believes she's a prostitute but I think they mess around in his cabin.

They make it to the plantation. 

Somehow, they end up in the ocean naked and he can't resist her charms anymore. They have some sexy times in the ocean where he takes her virginity.  It's the craziest scene because the waves cause her to bounce up and down on his wangdang doodle.  She's crushed because he doesn't realize what he's done to her. And of course, she doesn't tell him. 

The final 1/4 of the story is how he discovers her lost of innocence and how he makes it up to her.

I wish I could remember why the heroine was on that ship. Hell, I can't even remember whose plantation it was.  This book has stayed with me for years. Sound familar?

 

I think more books would be improved with liberal application of wangdang doodle's in the ocean, don't you? Do you recognize this book? 

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  1. zinemama says:

    All I have to say is: wangdang doodle! Thank you, SBTB, for introducing this piquant term into my vocabulary. I plan to insert it (ahem) into my pillow talk asap.

  2. RayC says:

    It was so close to Wild Bells to the Wild Wind I thought for sure it was it, but some of you remember it better.. but remembering that book brought back such amazing feelings, I loved that book through my teen years. Every school hols I’d come home and re-read Laurie and Kathleen. I think my mum still has them – she better not have got rid of them, they’re my inheritance.

  3. Ray says:

    And I just have to add.. that cover – I thought it was the most romantic thing evah; for years I wanted red hair that long.. and a panther.

  4. jcscot says:

    Could it be Trade Winds by MM Kaye?  There’s a pirate hero and he does take the heroine to his plantation but I think it’s set in Zanzibar, not the Carribean.

  5. SB Sarah says:

    @Ray:

    Who doesn’t want hair that long, and a panther? I remember thinking the cover for Silver Angel was the most romantic thing I’d ever seen.

    I couldn’t wait until I had both grey hair and could grow it out AND wear a harem costume.

    Clearly I had a very unique concept of adulthood.

  6. Jan says:

    @SB Sarah @ Ray Bwahahaha!  That is amazing!  OMG, I want one.  Is it just me or is his hand like ten times bigger than the rest of him.  I love the arm bands! 

    @jcscot Wow, your suggestion looks like a great read.  I’m going to see if I can pick up a copy. I’m pretty certain my story is set in the Caribbean.  ; )

  7. JMD says:

    For all that The Far Pavilions is heralded as the best of M.M. Kaye’s historicals, The Trade Winds has always been my favorite. There’s a connection between TTW and Death in Zanzibar, one of her modern romantic suspense novels, although none of those are really great.

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