Look, I'm going to do something horrible, and get a really annoying song in your head. But I'm really tired of being alone in this torment, so come join me.
I keep seeing this guy.
This guy:
I see him a lot.
Really often. I mean, like, all the time.
I think he's following me.
ETA: And Maree Anderson in the comments alerts me to…another Safety Dance Man:
You missed my cover, Sarah! Yep. Back in 2011 the safety dance dude made it to New Zealand and convinced us to put him on the cover of The Crystal Warrior. Sigh.
That was before we realized he uh, got around a bit and he’d hooked up with an Aussie author-friend of mine for the cover of Moon Thrall (Ellora’s Cave). And then he even turned blond for the cover of Scorched Treachery by Rebecca Ethington!
What can I say? This dude only has one look; he’s the Zoolander of eBook covers 🙂
OH, YES, HE IS!
Kate K points out he's also on this anthology cover:
What do you think happened?
Did he spill battery acid on himself?
He just got The Worst Manicure Ever?
I honestly don't know. But I have a theory.
SING WITH ME!
THIS POOR GUY IS STUCK DOING THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SAFETY DANCE!
You can dance!
You can dance!
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS!
Now, for the sequels, they all better look like this:
I better see some flexing S-arms on all sorts of romance, right? It's the next part of the dance!
