Coronation Ceremony for May

Back in the day, when we started the site, we had no money and no real prize options but we wanted to do contests and stuff, so we invented Smart Bitch Titles™. They are often vaguely obscene, at times questionable in their intent, and always garish in color. I'm the Duchess of Cuntington, for example.

Over the past few years, we've given Smart Bitch Titles™ to various prize winners, to commemmorate excellent going-ons, and to acknowledge those who identify a HaBO correctly in the first comment. It's been awhile, but it's time for a coronation!

Over the weekend, May identified Amanda Quick's Scandal as the correct book sought by Mrs. J, and now, it's time to gather the court and bestow upon her a Smart Bitch Title™! 

Kneel, May, and arise, in honor of the service performed for a romance reader looking for her lost book:

The Smart Bitches Dub Thee: Baroness Nuttefoldes

Smaller version of Baroness Nuttefoldes title

May, you are now a member of the Smart Bitch Peerage, and can right-click and save-as those images to use on whatever web-type pages you like! Welcome! 

If I've missed a coronation (and it's possible I have, for which I apologize) please email me a link, and the peerage will grow ever-larger. Please note: the book must be either verified as correct by the person seeking it, or verified by an unquestionable majority agreeing with the identification. 

 

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  1. 1
    May says:

    OMG. So exciting. I am lurking here for a long time and never think I would be fast enough to get the title. But Baroness? At least Countess!!!

  2. 2
    Vicki says:

    Congratulations, Baroness!

  3. 3

    Congratulations, your ladyship, and welcome to the bitchery peerage!

    Sincerely,
    Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants (Yes, you may address me as “Your Grace”)

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