If you were worried I'd gone off the end of the world into the pit of never-ending sappy today, fear not. Theresa Romain is here to help, with PURE EVIL TIME SUCK OF FUN!
She tweeted this link to me and, well, there went four hours of my day.
Behold: Make your own Candy Hearts! And, if you're not feeling the Luuuuurrrve™ today, there's an anti-Valentine's day version, too, which they call “Goth mode.”
Oh, the fun that can be had. Here's Lyra's conversation heart for her love:
Theresa says we should combine the heart generator with the Romance Novel Workout series:
I happen to loathe the conversation hearts as a candy. I know people have hate/love debates about candy corn, but my ire and revulsion is purely reserved for conversation hearts. Hearts of Chalk! Not Actual Candy! Whose idea was this?!
But now, I think I'm in favor of conversation hearts – the ones I can customize anyway.
Ok, time to share! What does your custom conversation heart say? Share share!
“Propose or Leave”
At the moment NOT looking forward to a day. Plans I had were destroyed literally, thus I’m in a terrible mood. I wish I could sleep this day away and that it would never exist. It’s a thorn for those who want someone special but can never truly get that person, and please don’t try to placate me with words. Words don’t make me feel better.
I’m totally going to spend my day designing a bunch of these now! I’m thinking my husband needs some that say “Show me ur peen” or something along those lines…
I’m sorry Cbeta. That totally sucks.
Lathe my nubbin!
Darn you, bronchitis!
For you, Joanne:
Be my weredukesheik!
let’s not forget the classics here at Smart Bitches:
in ur ass
saving yr life
Ruche me baby
courtesy of Futurama:
I have no idea how to generate a heart but mine would say ‘be my antihero?’
Until you turn blue…
For BacknGrooveMom:
For you!
TOTALLY:
Best. Heart. EVARRRR.
This one should not be in goth mode – He’s SAVING HER LIFE!
Yes… but he’s in her ass. Where it is dark and gothy. Anal is totally goth. Right?
I had to turn my love radioactive for work today…
Surprise Buttsecks!
I don’t think I could eat the Fichu’s heart, but damned if I wouldn’t hang onto it forever!
You know, upon reflection there is absolutely nothing I can add that beats what you guys have up there.
Endless fun with candy hearts! Here’s my take on it…
Eat Me! (All puns and double entendres completely intentional)
I hope you mean lave, or there’s going to be a mad dash to the ER!
U R so plush
Oh! Oh! In the spirit of “Book Slut”:
Will F*** For Books!
Sit on My Face
Here is my heart. I hope this works!
Oh, man. Can you turn these into real conversation hearts? They would make great door prizes at RT and other book conventions
I’m so going to have some fun with this site. My choice:
Suck on This!
I had a blast with this.