Conversation Hearts…OF AWESOME

If you were worried I'd gone off the end of the world into the pit of never-ending sappy today, fear not. Theresa Romain is here to help, with PURE EVIL TIME SUCK OF FUN!

She tweeted this link to me and, well, there went four hours of my day.

Behold: Make your own Candy Hearts!  And, if you're not feeling the Luuuuurrrve™ today, there's an anti-Valentine's day version, too, which they call “Goth mode.”

Oh, the fun that can be had. Here's Lyra's conversation heart for her love:

A candy heart that says

Theresa says we should combine the heart generator with the Romance Novel Workout series:

Heart says


I happen to loathe the conversation hearts as a candy. I know people have hate/love debates about candy corn, but my ire and revulsion is purely reserved for conversation hearts. Hearts of Chalk! Not Actual Candy! Whose idea was this?!

But now, I think I'm in favor of conversation hearts – the ones I can customize anyway.

Heart says BLECH Heart says MAN TITTY!  Heart says: Bitches Love Fichus

Heart: UR my fire, my 1 desire...  HEART: OMG WTF BBQ Rapetastic assclowns suck

Heart: I am NOT ur virgin stable girl   Heart: Ur nipples R like Berries! heart: Needs more loins.


Ok, time to share! What does your custom conversation heart say? Share share! 


Fun And Games

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  1. 1
    Sarah W says:

    “Propose or Leave”

  2. 2

    At the moment NOT looking forward to a day. Plans I had were destroyed literally, thus I’m in a terrible mood. I wish I could sleep this day away and that it would never exist. It’s a thorn for those who want someone special but can never truly get that person, and please don’t try to placate me with words. Words don’t make me feel better.

  3. 3
    Beccah W. says:

    I’m totally going to spend my day designing a bunch of these now! I’m thinking my husband needs some that say “Show me ur peen” or something along those lines…

  4. 4
    SB Sarah says:

    I’m sorry Cbeta. That totally sucks.

  5. 5
    JoanneF says:

    Lathe my nubbin!

  6. 6
    CarrieS says:

    Darn you, bronchitis!

  7. 7
    SB Sarah says:

    For you, Joanne:


  8. 8
    Jaelwye says:

    Be my weredukesheik!

  9. 9
    CarrieS says:

    let’s not forget the classics here at Smart Bitches:

    in ur ass
    saving yr life

  10. 10
    Jaelwye says:

    Ruche me baby

  11. 11
    VixAmesLiz says:

    courtesy of Futurama:

  12. 12
    BacknGrooveMom says:

    I have no idea how to generate a heart but mine would say ‘be my antihero?’

  13. 13
    Abby Normal says:

    Until you turn blue…

  14. 14
    SB Sarah says:

    For BacknGrooveMom:

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  17. 17
    Kristy says:

    Best. Heart. EVARRRR.

  18. 18
    Kristy says:

    This one should not be in goth mode – He’s SAVING HER LIFE!

  19. 19
    SB Sarah says:

    Yes… but he’s in her ass. Where it is dark and gothy. Anal is totally goth. Right?

  20. 20
    Rachel S. says:

    I had to turn my love radioactive for work today…

  21. 21
    Kirok_enterprises says:

    Surprise Buttsecks!

  22. 22
    Lyra Archer says:

    I don’t think I could eat the Fichu’s heart, but damned if I wouldn’t hang onto it forever!

  23. 23
    MissB2U says:

    You know, upon reflection there is absolutely nothing I can add that beats what you guys have up there.

  24. 24
    Allison says:

    Endless fun with candy hearts! Here’s my take on it…

  25. 25

    Eat Me! (All puns and double entendres completely intentional)

  26. 26
    Lenorejago says:

    I hope you mean lave, or there’s going to be a mad dash to the ER!

  27. 27
    RosieH says:

    U R so plush

  28. 28
    The Other Susan says:

    Oh!  Oh! In the spirit of “Book Slut”:

    Will F*** For Books!

  29. 29
    sweetsiouxsie says:

    Sit on My Face

  30. 30
    sweetsiouxsie says:

    Here is my heart. I hope this works!

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