On the third night of Hanukkah, Smart Bitches gave to me: a noooooooooooooook-(ee). (Note: not actual nooky.)
I'm giving away a nook Simple Touch with Glow Light to one person chosen at random from the comments in this thread.
Just leave a comment saying what you would nickname your digital reader if you won.
Standard disclaimers apply: I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 years of age and eating dessert. Open to international residents.
You've got 24 hours to leave a comment. There will be more fun and mayhem each night of Hanukkah. Eight straight days of crazy dreams come true, y'all! Pass the latkes.