Hanukkah Extravaganzah, Part the Third!

A computer generated image of a menorah with a book in front of it. On the third night of Hanukkah, Smart Bitches gave to me: a noooooooooooooook-(ee). (Note: not actual nooky.)

nook simple touch with glow light screenI'm giving away a nook Simple Touch with Glow Light to one person chosen at random from the comments in this thread.

Just leave a comment saying what you would nickname your digital reader if you won.

Standard disclaimers apply:  I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 years of age and eating dessert. Open to international residents.

You've got 24 hours to leave a comment. There will be more fun and mayhem each night of Hanukkah. Eight straight days of crazy dreams come true, y'all! Pass the latkes.

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  1. 1
    Elizabeth says:


  2. 2
    Meaghan Barkhouse says:

    Touch Book.

  3. 3
    Carin says:

    I think I would name it Junior :O)

  4. 4
    brassylibrarian says:


  5. 5
    Kim Conner says:

    My Lovely Precious. :)

  6. 6
    Ellie Ashe says:

    Well, probably Nooky now that you’ve suggested it.

  7. 7
    Kristina H. says:


  8. 8
    Mia says:

    That would be called my ‘Nookie’.

  9. 9

    Glowing dirty little girl!

  10. 10
    Bram Harper says:


  11. 11
    pwm in mi says:

    I would name it Smart Bitch:)

  12. 12

    I would call it my Nookie Wook Book :-)

  13. 13

    Happy . . .because now I wouldn’t leave the light on all night and others in the room would be . . .well you know :)

  14. 14
    Mia says:

    Sorry. In my excitement, I missed the first part. As an alternate, I’ll call it ‘Baba Ga-nook’.

  15. 15
    TaraR says:

    Noorani. It’s Persian for “luminous”.

  16. 16
    rissatoo says:

    Well, you’ve obviously named it for us already—Nookie. :)

  17. 17
    aimee says:

    lovey dovey

  18. 18
    ThingsAlySays says:

    There’s only one possible name for it:  “Fabiooooooooooo”

  19. 19

    Where, as in, where the hell did I leave it THIS time!

  20. 20
    Anna says:

    Well, e-readers are sexy so it would need a sexy name.

    …actually, I might just call it “McSexy Pants” or something.

  21. 21
    Erica W says:


  22. 22
    Rar_ryan14 says:

    “touched by the nook”

  23. 23
    EmilyD says:

    DontTouchThat – just in case my kids forget the rules about mommy and her books.

  24. 24
    KellyM says:

    My current nook’s name is Larry, so a new nook would have to be Darryl.

  25. 25
    Lily says:

    Hmmm, I’d call it Marius. All my inanimate objects have human names.

  26. 26
    Danielle Whren Johnson says:

    Since it’s a nook I would name it Olive Nook, a play on the character Olive Snook from the too short lived tv show Pushing Daisies.

  27. 27
    Anna says:

    So not romantic, but I’d name my nook the TARDIS, since really, it’s bigger on the inside. :)

  28. 28
    DawnG in NV says:

    I recently saw on a book review website that a reviewer called her ereader ‘Portal’. I just think that is so perfect since reading is a definite escape for me!

  29. 29
    Jessica says:


  30. 30
    pebbles says:

    the book of life <3

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