I thought about hosting a caption this cover contest for this one, because the captions are so… obvious. But the more I thought about it, the more nauseated I got, so I'll caption this one for you:
But why stop there? Have a few more oddities from the world of cover art:
Apparently a wife's fantasy involves internal exams from a 50' man. Not my fantasy, but hey, I won't judge.
A truly excellent psudonym. At least, I hope that's a pseudonym.
And which would you like better: Wild Nights with Her Wicked Boss
or Seven Wharves?
According to one of the reviews, the wharves are “the various dwarf behaviors (being sneezy, grumpy, happy, etc) based on the current wharf she's hiding out on.”
Of course they are.