Zoe Archer was kind enough to write up the survey results from the Romance Family Feud game at Romantic Times. I'd posted a link to the survey a few weeks ago, and the answers during the game itself were so funny, I asked if they'd be willing to share. Thank you!!
A big thanks to everyone who participated in the Romance Reader Family Feud survey we posted a few weeks ago. We had over 575 responses! The Family Feud game at RT turned out to be more fun than is possibly legal in several states, and we have you to thank (or blame) for it. The hosts of the game were Tessa Dare, Vivian Arend, Nico Rosso, Louisa Edwards, and myself. We laughed, we screamed, we made my husband Nico blush. Pretty damn awesome.
I promised that I’d post the results, especially for those who weren’t able to make it to RT. So, without further ado, here are the findings. Because y’all were very, very creative, I’m only able to post the top five answers for each question, so if you notice that something’s missing, that doesn’t mean it didn’t show up on the survey, it just didn’t rank as high as the other answers.
Name the Sexiest Profession for a Romance Hero:
1. Military (including SEAL, Spec Ops, Special Forces, &c.)
2. Fireman
3. Nobleman (can you be a professional duke?)
4. Law Enforcement
5. Cowboy/Rancher
Name the Best Place to Read a Romance Novel:
1. Bed
2. Couch
3. Beach
4. Bathtub
5. Anywhere
Name a Person You Don’t Want to Catch You Reading a Romance Novel:
1. Boss
2. Mom
3. No One (romance readers are proud of their reading!)
4. Dad
5. Children
Special bonus: three people answered “Rick Santorum.”
Name a Feature on a Romance Novel Cover that First Catches Your Eye:
1. Chest/Mantitty
2. The Color
3. Author Name
4. Abs
5. Clothes (mostly the ladies’ gowns that can’t seem to stay on their shoulders)
It’s a special kind of joy to hear Tessa Dare say “mantitty.”
Name Another Word for Climax:
1. Orgasm
2. Peak
3. Come (thank God no one spelled this as “cum”)
4. Release
5. Explode
Name an Article of Clothing that is Difficult to Remove:
1. Corset
2. Bra
3. Jeans
4. Boots
5. Pantyhose
Spanx was also a popular answer, but not quite enough to make it into the Top 5. Oh, control garments, how we love and hate you!
Name a Term of Endearment a Romance Hero would Call His Beloved:
1. Sweetheart
2. Darling
3. Babe/Baby (many in the audience rolled their eyes at this one)
4. Love
5. Honey
When You’re Finished Reading a Romance Novel, What do You do With the Book:
1. Keep
2. Give Away/Pass On
3. Return to Library
4. Reread
5. Delete from e-reader
Name a Food That Goes Perfectly With Reading Romance:
1. Chocolate (by a huge margin)
2. Strawberries
3. Ice Cream
4. Chips
5. Popcorn
Or you could write about food and romance, like Louisa Edwards, and have the best of all worlds. Have you seen the abs of the chef heroes on the covers of her books? Maybe this will mean Curtis Stone will start showing up without a shirt. One can only hope…
Name Something You’d Find Next to a Hero’s Bed:
1. Condoms
2. Book
3. Gun
4. Cellphone
5. Lube
Special prize goes to whomever gave this answer: “a picture of his adopted child that he rescued from a fire.”
Name the Sexiest Shoes a Romance Hero Can Wear:
1. Cowboy Boots
2. Hessian Boots
3. Motorcycle/Shitkicker Boots
4. Combat Boots
5. Barefoot
The overwhelming preference for boots makes me love every last one of you.
Name an Adjective Often Used to Describe a Heroine:
1. Feisty
2. Beautiful
3. Spunky
4. Willowy
5. Curvy
Everyone at the game proposed that “strong” and “intelligent” become the go-to words for heroines from now on.
Name the Most Common Job for a Romance Heroine:
1. Secretary/Administrative Assist.
2. Author
3. Teacher
4. Journalist
5. Aristocrat
Name Something You’d Find in a Romance Heroine’s Reticule or Purse:
1. Handkerchief
2. Lipstick
3. Gun
4. Condoms
5. Money
Name Something that Gets You in the Mood For Romance:
1. Alcohol
2. Book
3. Music
4. Candles
5. Chocolate
Another popular answers: no kids, which may explain the Adorable But Conspicuously Absent Moppet Syndrome so frequent in romance novels.
Name a Synonym For the Hero’s Manly Bits:
1. Cock
2. Manhood
3. Rod
4. Shaft
5. Member
Vivian Arend turned bright red when she had to write “cock” on the whiteboard. I’ll always treasure that memory.
Fill in the Blank: The First Kiss is on the Lips, the Next Kiss is on the…
1. Neck
2. Breast
3. Jaw
4. Throat
5. Ear
Name the Most Romantic Romance Novel Couple:
1. Eve/Roarke (In Death series by J.D. Robb)
2. Lizzie/Darcy (Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen)
3. Dain/Jessica (Lord of Scoundrels by Loretta Chase)
4. Claire/Jamie (Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon)
5. Sam/Alyssia (Troubleshooters series by Suzanne Brockmann)
We didn’t get to ask this question at the game, and I’m actually glad. I get the feeling a brawl would’ve broken out.
Name the Most Romantic Setting for a Romance Novel:
1. England
2. Beach
3. Island
4. Cabin
5. Scotland
Name the Sexiest Part of a Man’s Body:
1. Eyes
2. Chest
3. Shoulders
4. Arms
5. Hands
The “Adonis belt” a.k.a. “that v-muscle on his hips” nearly made it into the top five. You lusty ladies!
Name an Animal You’d Love to See as a Shifter:
1. Wolf
2. Panther
3. Tiger
4. Lion
5. Horse
I also call this question: Doing Vivian Arend’s research for her. *wink* Also, Honey Badger was a popular answer, so I’m hoping that we get werebadgers soon. The hero can keep saying, “I don’t give a shit. I take what I want.”
Name the Most Ticklish Part of the Human Body:
1. Bottom of Foot
2. Ribs
3. Belly
4. Armpit
5. Neck
Name Something That Can Be Used to Tie Up a Hero/Heroine:
1. Tie
2. Scarf
3. Cravat
4. Pantyhose/Stockings
5. Rope
Nico Rosso was taking notes during this question. I wonder why…
Name the Least Sexy Occupation for a Hero:
1. Garbage Man
2. Accountant
3. Plumber
4. Lawyer
5. Sewage Worker
If you suddenly see a glut of garbage man or accountant heroes in books, you know why. Never present a challenge like that to a writer.
Name the Person You Trust to Recommend a Book:
- Friend
- Smart Bitch Sarah (woot!) (SB Sarah: Thank you!)
- Sister
- Mom
- Librarian
You know who’s missing from this list? Bookseller. Make of that what you will.
And there you have it! The results of the first ever, highly unscientific Romance Reader Poll! Were there any answers that surprised you? Anything that made you go, “Well, duh!” Share your thoughts here!
The honeybadger doctor is Doctor Doolittle. I love him. (Also I think it is hilarious that “the medmage who patches Kate up” is a character who gets enough screentime to be awesome.)
And I like lawyers. Read Dime Store Magic or the Jenna Black Demon’s series for sexy awesome lawyers.
And also? I want Rick Santorum to catch me reading erotica. It might blow his tiny mind. However, all my erotica is on my kindle, and I’m not willing to let him get that close to me.
I’m so glad you posted the poll results for us!
@Ghengis Mom: I had the comments threaded originally and then disabled it because many complained it was difficult to read. You can see who is talking to whom in the grey text in the comment header, but I don’t thread the comments. Sorry!
That’s it. My next romance hero that I write will be a garbage man!
I will totally read that book! Just make sure he showers before the naughty scenes.
I said platypus because I crack myself up.
Actually, believe it or not I read a bizarre m/m short story in which one of the characters of a platypus shifter.
So fun to see some of my answers made it to the top five. Except Victorian Paleontologist. Really, no one else thinks those characters are hot?… sigh, just me then.
And I have to tell you that back in my early teens, I used to sit on the porch (reading a romance) waiting for the garbage man and then go to my friend’s house as her pick up was later, because we had a really cute garbageman – looked to be in his 20’s – who could be counted on to work with his shirt unbuttoned when the weather was hot. Probably why I answered “that crease where the abdominal plate meets the hip” apparently also known as the Adonis belt.
I was actually coming back to post about the time Roz in Frasier dated the garbage man!
Even though I don’t usually tend to like them, I find myself adding bizarre shifter books to my wishlist and even buying and reading some of them. I’ve had one featuring a seahorse shifter on my list for a while. The main reason I haven’t caved yet and bought it is because the excerpt is terrible and I can only imagine how bad the whole book is. I don’t believe I’ve come across the platypus shifter story you mention, yet. I think that’d be a difficult thing to forget, lol.
When I first read it I thought it said “…who you wouldn’t want to catch reading a romance novel,” not “catch you,” which made the Rick Santorum answer even better. I can’t decide if his secret habit would be more likely to consist of bonnet fiction where if they kiss, that’s unusually racy, or gay erotica. One or the other.
Forever Friends by Patricia Cox (Harlequin American Romance, 1987)
I picked this book up because the back cover said the hero’s profession is in waste disposal. 🙂
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STOP! I’m laughing so hard! And M/M?! oh dear.
Ah well. I can adjust. Thanks!
I’m one of the folks who listed “lawyer” as most sexy. It helps that I know a few lawyers who are truly wonderful men and women and not obnoxious or egotistical (all of them work in the software industry). What’s not to love about a hero who’s smart, educated, well dressed, and has a way with words?
Oooh man, yes at the “Adonis belt.”
And accountants can be sexy! They’re responsible and dependable. How is that not sexy?!
(Full disclosure: I’m an accounting student.)
This session was so fun, and really started off my convention with a bang! I was one of the proud winning teams, despite almost losing suggesting Dragon for favorite shifters.
Vivian Arend was so crazy fun during this game that I had to go up to her during the book signing day to get some of her books!