Joanne sent me this cover, and wanted to know exactly what was going on there. I had NO IDEA.
It's rare that a cover BEGS for captioning, but that poor cow, it is imploring, isn't it? Time to Caption This Cover!
Submit your caption suggestions in the comments, and like your favorites. The captioner with the most-est will win a $25 gift card to the bookstore of her choice, and the knowledge that imploring cows were given a voice. Or maybe his flat copper penny male nipples are talking? Who knows – it's your caption!
Standard disclaimers apply: I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Must be over 18 and wearing a shirt to win. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. At least it's not a duck. Replace lid before shaking.
You've got 24 hours – so caption that