I can't tell you the number of times I heard or read, “Sarah, that isn't the REAL COVER, is it?”
Oh, yes, it is, cow and all. Nothing says erotic romance like a stress cow, and nothing relieves big stress like the captions you came up with!
Honorable Mention goes to:
Everyone said “Why buy the cow when the milk's free?” but Buck knew that there was more to Elsie than just dairy. There was BEEF!! – Inez Kelley
Gotta love a man who is not lactose intolerant! Even if he has to carry a plastic cow to prove it. – Carol
Seared by the fire of his passion, would he ever get enough of her tender loins? – Ceci
His milkshake brought all the girls to the yard. – Sabbyc72
They say milk helps strengthen bones, but it was the cow that had Frank's bone growing strong. – LJmysticowl
If you rub it, I will come. In herds. – Jenny Lyn
The Kobe spa day was getting better and better. – MissB2U
Save a horse…ride a cow. – Melonie Johnson
She'd save the horse for later, for now she'd ride the 'cow'boy for all he was worth. – Kael
Ferdinand wasn't sure what was happening but he was going to make sure that the dude knew he didn't swing that way. No way was he grabbing this bull by the horns. – Marc
First runners up, who are so close to the awesome:
I carry this cow around to show that I am hung like a bull! – Gwenkirchner
Other djinn had caves, lamps, or even bottles to rest within between wish-granting gigs. Omyad had a plastic cow. Sometimes, a genie stranded on a sweet widow's dairy farm in the middle of Wisconsin has to do what, and who, a genie has to do. – Tina C.
Rafe was pretty sure “moo-ning” meant dropping your drawers, and he tucked his thumb in the waistband of his boxers to get ready. But he brought along a cow just in case. – Booklight
Great cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from him. – Christina
Well played Christina! Please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom to claim your winnings, a $25 gift card to the bookstore of your moo-sing, I mean, choosing.
And thank you to Joanne, who sent me the cover and helped us create the hilarity up in here. It was mooovelous!