From JaniceG: Hatpin! Self defense! Hatpins as self defense tools!
“When attacked from behind, she grasps a hatpin. Turning quickly, she is able to strike a fatal blow in the face.”
This would be a good addition to steampunk. We don't need more googles. We need BIG ASS HATPINS holding on the fascinators, which themselves could double as ninja stars.
No, don't thank me, I'll be here all day. Me and my bottle of narcotic cough syrup.
Somewhere in the last few days, I was tweeted this link. I have no idea where the origin is, so if it was you, you are totally awesome and made of all winsome things.
Have a look at what happens when REM song titles are made into book titles and sorted by genre. It's hilarious fun.
The “erotica” and “memoir” sections alone made me snort laugh.