Happy Hanukkah with FIRE!

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It's Hanukkah! Eight crazy nights of dreams come true! And since I usually do gifting round here, let's get started!

Want to win a Kindle FIRE? I has one. You can has it. Just leave a comment.

Look! Eight Pieces of Information!

1. I am not being compensated for this giveaway.
2. Void where prohibited, and winner must be 18 years of age while driving a tractor, possibly.
3. I will ship internationally! However! I do not make! Any guarantees! About the Fire's Behavior! Once it leaves US Borders!
4. That was my supply of exclamation points for the week, y'all.
5. Your mileage may vary.
6. No shirt, no shoes, hell yes I still get service.
7. Winner announced tomorrow morning.
8. Happy Hanukkah!

That's it. Leave a comment, you're entered to win a Kindle Fire. And yes, there will be more contests and celebrations for each day of Hanukkah.

Let's party! And eat latkes!

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