Caption This Cover: I Can’t Have That

This cover was sent to me in the email by an anonymous source. I tweeted about it last night before I had to sign off for the evening, but I had to share it with you here, too.

Book Cover

Why is the ass crack the most objectionable part of that image such that it had to be airbrushed shut? WHY does she have no crack?!

The sample is even weirder:

He was in the dark. She was in the dark. They were in the dark.

Nothing like erotic verb conjugations.

This ass of mystery doesn’t look any better going the other direction, either.

Book Cover

I think we need to caption this cover. Best caption in the comments wins $25 to the bookstore of the winner’s choice. Weeping Cock is ahead of us by a bit so have a look at the comments for inspiration if you need it.

Standard disclaimers apply. I’m not being compensated for this giveaway except for the epic laughter. Void where prohibited. Open to individuals 18 years of age and older. This entry was manufactured in a facility that also contains nuts. Not recommended for children. For external use only. Silica Gel: do not eat.

You have 24 hours, and of course you may pimp and promote your favorites in the comments. So bring on your best caption – ready, set, go!

 

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