But! The winner of the Coach bag, the $50 gc, and a copy of A Bite Before Christmas is:
Tami, please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom to claim your winnings – and congratulations!
Thank you to everyone who entered, and most especially for the hilarious answers. Clearly, the sexiest thing in Canada is Tim Horton playing hockey with a beaver, a Mountie, a toque, while surfing Niagara Falls!