Scuse Me, Sir, What’s That? by SB Sarah · Aug 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm · View all 28 comments Do you see it? Do you? Huh? It’s the best Accidental Dong on a romance novel cover since Deep Kiss of Winter! Here’s a less-scuffed version of the cover, which has, alas, been changed. Poor guy. It won’t even fit in his pants.