We’ve got quite a selection of covers here. Some satirical, some terrifying, some stunning, and some stunning for other reasons than the first one that was stunning. You ready to pick a winner, and implore Lauren Willig to Write Turnip’s Missing Sexytimes? Here we go! Voting takes place right here, so vote early, vote often (or once, as your IP address allows). Note: the poll might jump around – sorry about that. Tricky poll.
First up is: Hungry Eyes
Oh, Lord. Zee Bucket will have a LOT to say about the use of his nefarious cousin, MS Paint.
Next, we have The Mischief of the Mistletoe – Pudding Edition:
I’m not going to look at pudding the same way ever again.
Here’s Tweak My Turnip, which also involved MS Paint, and some unfortunate actual turnips:
And finally, a piece of art, Particularly the Back Side: Uncovering Turnip:
So, which is your winner? Voting will continue through Monday, and we’ll announce the winners then. Which rocks your world for Turnip Sexytimes?