Alert reader Heather forwarded me the following cover, and said that the minute she saw it, she thought of us.
Isn’t that kind of her? Thank you, Heather! Now, everyone can say thanks to Heather because holy mother of all that is ponderous, does that image ever cry out for another round of Caption That Cover. As Heather said, “What is it with covers of guys backs with them looking down? Looks like he’s looking at his crotch. Is he getting ready to unzip and take a wiz? Honestly, that’s what it looks like. This is one time when cropping the head and just having a view of a nice back would have worked much better.”
She has a point. I showed it to Hubby and said, “What’s he doing?” The answer: “Peeing.”
So, folks, it’s time to Caption That Cover and answer that burning question: What’s going on there? What’s he thinking? What’s he… doing? Best caption as picked by me will win a $25 gift card to the bookstore of the winner’s choice – but you are, as always, welcome to pimp your favorites and tell me which one you think I should pick.
Standard disclaimers apply: I’m not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. If you’re experiencing painful or frequent urination, please see your doctor.
Have at it – comments close in 24 hours! Caption that Man!
“Wow, I even impress myself!”
As he relieved himself with the mists of Ireland swirling about, Joe looked down in time to see the dreaded candiru, or penis fish, swim into his urethra. “Huh, I thought those were only native to the Amazon,” he thought.
Looking down, Joe realised why the leprechaun called him “horse”.
“Damn … it’s gone again.”
Word verfiy: Person53. Surely—don’t call me Shirley!—there are more than 52 commenters ahead of me!
“Three balls? Why was I born with three balls?”
They say his mother was frightened by a pawnbroker’s sign.
“Damn bull balls again.”
That or since it has that mystical irish flare:
“She turned me into a man… damn I am looking pretty good down there.”
Oh. That kills the moss. Better make a nice spiral design. I can then blame the wee folk.