The Last Airbiscuit: The Winner

Book CoverOh, the fun, the humor, the impossible excellence of blue flames from a naked man ass. Here are the honorable mentions in our Caption That Cover contest:

Susan Reader for “Blew/Blue Halloo”

Lori for “Dude, I may be your best friend, but even I’m not sniffing your ass.”

queenmama for “Natural gas: clean, economical, and sexy.”

hapax: “Devil with a blue ass, blue ass, blue ass
Devil with a blue ass-gun!”

Tamiris: “He turned away so she wouldn’t notice his blue balls, but little did he realize…”

Andee: “The Mating:  Skipping all that smaltzy romance crap and going straight to the electric blue dutch oven.”

PF Bruns: ““Hey, you spend 10,000 years in a tiny lamp, and you’re gonna have a little something built up.”


“Flames shoot high, Flames shoot high, Flames shoot high… Propane”

JennyMe: “Attack of the werefart!”

Lovecow2000: “Whiffney My Love”

John C Bunnell: ““The Northern lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see,
    Was the night in the pond by Camp DuMond
    Joe Fraser defrosted me.”

M&M for “Real Alpholes let it out.” and “Turn around bright ass.”

JenD: “Where There’s Smoke- There’s Slowly Decomposing Smurfs In My Digestive Tract.”

Ruth: ““I call this look ‘Blue Steel.’”

The first runner up: Meganhwa: “Wolf: “Kids, remember – this is why you should wait until you are 30 before choosing your personal super power”

And the winner of a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of her choice:
Kristan A:
“No woman (or beast) can resist my Aurora Boreal-Ass.”

Ah, the northern lights of ass gas. Congrats Kristan! Email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with your bookstore choice.

Thank you for playing, and be cautious with the blue flaming ass gas.


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  1. 1
    Eve in Omaha says:

    CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners!!!!

  2. 2
    Lori says:

    Thanks for the laughs.

    Word verification: lower69.

  3. 3
    Ell says:

    Y’know, blue gas or not, that dude is BUILT.

    (I’m gonna be singing “Turn around bright ass” for the next couple of hours, I figure…)

  4. 4
    mollificent says:

    To John C. Bunnell: I’m not sure whether I’m delighted or horrified by what you’ve done to one of my favorite poems. ;)

  5. 5

    My work here is done.  :-)

    (Let’s be thankful that that fragment is all that’s survived of the variant account….)

  6. 6
    Smash Attack says:

    I liked John’s poem revamp! lol. Great job all!

  7. 7

    @John C. Bunnell—You must get a special award for awesome literary references!  Loved your “fragment”.

  8. 8
    M&M says:

    Congratulations to the winner and everyone else. I’m so happy I got an honorable mention!

    Ell, sorry about that. :)

  9. 9
    Ellen Brand says:

    Echoing everybody who loved John’s Poetry Corner. Bullwinkle would be proud. :)

    That particular poem has some sentimental value for me, as I won a trivia competition in middle school by knowing it. The original, I mean…

  10. 10
    Kristan A says:

    Congrats to all the other winners, and thank you for selecting my entry as the winner – bragging rights rock!  (Not to mention bookstore gift card joy)

    All the great entries made my Monday morning a laughing matter.

  11. 11
    meganhwa says:

    Congratulations Kristan A – you definitely deserve bragging rights.

    I am also very honoured to have come runner up to your “boreal-ass” :)

  12. 12
    Ell says:


    Oh, that’s not a BAD thing…

  13. 13
    Susan says:

    I literally laughed to the point of tears when reading the comments.  Thanks to all of you who submitted!

  14. 14
    Andee says:

    Congrats to Kristan! Totally deserving. :)

  15. 15
    EbonyMcKenna says:

    A very deserving winner. Aurora Boreal-ass. Bwahahahahahahah!
    This comp had me laughing so hard I hurt!

    Just goes to show, fart jokes NEVER get old.

  16. 16
    Alma says:

    This might be the funniest thing I have read… well, in a long time.

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