Blue Flames. No, Really

Awhile back, someone sent me a jpg of a cover of a naked man ass with blue flames shooting out of it. No, really. No, REALLY. And I can’t find it!

Do you remember this cover? Don’t ask WHY I have need of a book cover featuring naked man ass with blue flames shooting out of it. You shouldn’t have to ask these questions. If I’m looking for the last blue airbiscuit, it should make total sense, right?

UGH. This is driving me batty, and I can’t believe I’m posting here asking for help, but trust me, you do NOT want to Google image search ANY of these terms. Unless you write gay romance. In which case it would be very educational, albeit filled with peen.

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    Chris says:

    Do they have to be blue? I have a nice example with non-blue flames.

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    Carin says:

    First, I can’t help with the blue ass flames cover, butt (har-har) I sure would like to see it when you find it.

    Second, I know you work really hard on this website and I have much love for you, but please, please, please tell me that Barbie cartoon is not the new picture for HABO!  Please!

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    Sarah says:

    No, I can’t remember naked man ass with blue flames, but(t) I do remember clothed man ass with suspiciously floating green mist. Not that I remember the title, only the cover.

    moment93? Probably my 93rd senior moment today.

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    Carin says:

    I had to go back and look, but I remember the green mist:

    http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/comments/im-enchanted-whilst-yon-booty-goes-da-na-da/

    The book is Sinful, by Charlotte Featherstone.  It’s just green gas, though, not a flame in sight.  Though perhaps if you lit a match to that green gas you would get green flame?

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    SB Sarah says:

    You don’t like her Carin? I thought she was retro and funny… And she has six fingers on her left hand. And you know how much I love retro images with extra appendages!

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    JaniceG says:

    Couldn’t find this particular cover but I’m really glad I made the attempt to look because I found this site, which collects bad romance covers and was new to me: http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/

    Hours of entertainment!

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    elph says:

    Thank you for that, JaniceG! I also like Longmire’s page, and he takes submissions, or at least he used to:

    http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

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    EC Spurlock says:

    Why does the description of this cover make me think of a certain line in Braveheart?

  9. 9
    SB Sarah says:

    I have found the Airbiscuit cover! JUST YOU WAIT.

    MWaaaahahahahah.

  10. 10
    Laurel says:

    I have found the Airbiscuit cover! JUST YOU WAIT.

    MWaaaahahahahah.

    You are an evil SmartBitch. Just sayin’. I’ve been checking back all day long for a CLIFFHANGER?

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    The Wife says:

    Janice, we’re thrilled to have provided you with hours of fun.  :)

    Elph, we take submissions as well!  Of both covers and quotes (http://romance.unclewaltersrants.com )

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    Carin says:

    About the 6 figured woman – I guess I just really like the 50s retro at the top of the blog more than the 70s retro 6 fingered barbie.  That’s me and my aversion to change. :)

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    Ahlison says:

    I’m less impressed with the six-fingered cartoon as the symbol for HABO because she looks like she’s reading a fashion magazine – or rather flipping through a fashion magazine –  because she doesn’t know how to read, not someone who has read so many books that the plots are all running together and getting lost in the misty depths of time

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    snarfblatt says:

    Is this what you were looking for?

    http://www.newconceptspublishing.com/Mandy-Monroe.html

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