Oh, my gosh, the entries in the Romance Novel Product Line are giving me Abs of Steel from the laughter workout. Holy smoke.
First, Short Librarian emailed me her image file, so enjoy this Honorable Mention entry for a moment while I organize the winners:
Honorable Mention: In addition to Man Candles, the honorable mentions for products inspired by Romance Novels go to:
Laura Xixi and Julie H for “Wanton Strumpet: Body Mist” – protect against harm derived from sex on impractical surfaces! BWAHAH!
Denise for ClothesOff! No more hopping on one foot to take off your sock? Excellent.
Morwen for InstaCare, which renders the brutish male all soft in good ways – with bonus DeFang, which adds… sparkles of course.
Second Runner Up goes to Anna Richland, who offers up the Per-Kay, only for those saggy I’m-not-17-anymore feelings, and, The Super-Bladder 3000: “Because there’s something besides bad breath that compels you to roll away from your man in the morning.”
First Runner Up 2 is awarded to Sylbia Sybil, who came up with a whole selection of scents designed to create and sustain any and all Romance archetypes. Which is your fave? I’m partial to “Allure,” which “Puts the Magic in Magic Hoo-Ha.”
And our winner: PattiR for HEA Pill – guaranteed to line up every possible happy ending, including “Hot Monkey Sex, Love, and Commitment” with possible “finding out you are Rich, and having lots of Babies.” Well played!
PattiR, please email me at SarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with your bookstore of choice and I shall send out the gift card for book-type purchases. Congrats – and thank you for making this a freaking HILARIOUS thread!