Oh, the funny funny that can be inspired by the epic and frightening man titty. Behold the winner of the Nip Suck Caption Contest.
Honorable Mention goes to:
Linsalot for “Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Rio will be that man; better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster and most importantly with bigger man-titty, long blue hair and a meticulously manscaped underarm”
For some reason, the word “manscaped” always makes me giggle.
Mari for “…In just 7 days, I can make you a maaa…nnn…”
or was that a jump to the left?
and Kathlyn for And for his third wish, he asked the beautiful Genie for a little head.
But so many of you laughed as hard as I did at the winning entry. And so, I proclaim Pam the Winner of a $25 gift card to the bookstore of her choice for this entry of fantasmic excellence in song lyric rewriting:
His name is Rio and he dances in the sand—
His head is tiny though he’s such a manly man—
Oh, Rio, Rio, is the problem in your glands?
Your abs are melting and your manly bits, unmanned…..
Good luck getting that out of your head.
Congrats! Please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom to claim your winnings, and let me know which bookstore rocks your boat, and possibly your inflatable man-titty life jacket.
I mean, that’s what he’s wearing, right? A man-titty life jacket? They can’t be REAL, can they?