Caption That Cover: Nosehair Winner

That’s right – you win nosehair! Just kidding.

While I wish I could give away legless levitation with glowing ass powers, alas, my powers are limited to a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of the winner’s choosing for winning the Caption That Cover: Nosehair Edition contest, featuring one of the very worst covers I’ve seen in a long time.

Honorable mentions:

redcrow for “glittery anus”

Nadia for “In a world where their love is only limited by her supply of those little Tabasco packets you get at Chick-Fil-A, together they…Wait for Dusk!”

Castiron for “She’s a rare example of the Shining Rear Vampire.”

Natalie Hart for “She wanted to go down on him, but there didn’t seem to be any *there* there … perhaps … his nose was so large, and so hard … it was worth a shot.”

First runner up:

Linsalot for “He had narcolepsy, She had halitosis.  They were never meant to be together, but fate intervened and one legless night in a cave was all it took to change thier lives forever.”

And the winner: Kathleen for:

She wanted a man who could find her tapeworm.

He wanted a woman who shone the sun out of her ass.

Together they embarked on a mission to find their legs … and found love instead.

Please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with your bookstore choice. Congratulations!

 

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  1. 1
    Kathy says:

    You did pick a winner!  That one is great!

  2. 2
    Kathleen says:

    I will now treasure the concept of nosehair forever.

  3. 3
    Melissa W. says:

    Haha, those are all great. Congrats Kathleen!

  4. 4
    MaryK says:

    But . . . what is that on his arm?!  Is it supposed to be his shirt?  ‘Cause it looks like a tentacle!

  5. 5
    SusanL says:

    I’m behind.  At least I’m not shining light out of it.

    God, this is terrible.  I can’t stop laughing at this cover.  Who in their right mind said “This one.  I like this one.”  Did no one notice there were no legs?  I guess they “downsized” all their people with actual talent and let Herb take a shot at it.  You now Herb don’t you?  He’s that creepy guy down in the mail room.

  6. 6
    MaryK says:

    Cover designers ought to post their drafts on the office bulletin board as a final step. Someone would’ve been bound to notice the missing legs!

  7. 7
    natalie Hart says:

    Thank you for the honorable mention—I am honored. Great winner!

  8. 8

    I love glittery …. oops!

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