I am so mean

And so is P.N. Elrod, who sent me a link, so that I could show you THIS GRAPHIC:


You’ve probably seen it before, but that’s ok. Because now you won’t be able to LOOK AWAY from the CROTCH of the HOFF.

And if you were reading this on an iPad and now have schmutz and drool and God-knows what else from staring at the CROTCH of the HOFF for the better part of THREE HOURS, Holly Gee sent me a link to a guide to making your own self-cleaning de-schmutzing iPad sleeve.

I bet the Hoff has two. One for him, one for his crotch.

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  1. 1
    Nadia says:

    I am hypnotized.

  2. 2
    Dawn says:

    That is ALL shades of wrong. Mine eyes!

  3. 3
    Kristin says:

    I truly fear that imagine is permanently burned into my brain…the horror!

  4. 4
    vickie says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.  But just to be sure, I’m gonna write my congressman.

  5. 5
    Geri says:

    that comes perilously close to crossing the line between “mean” and “downright evil”.  Are you trying to sell stock in eyebleach or something? ;)

  6. 6
    Kalen Hughes says:

    I think this is the new Rick Roll . . .

  7. 7
    laurel says:

    I’m hemorrhaging from my eyeballs and maybe somewhere inside my brain.

  8. 8
    Meredith says:

    I’m horrified… yet I cannot look away.

  9. 9
    John J. says:

    I find if I focus my ey…..NO!  I CAN’T DO IT!  THE FORCE IS TOO STRONG!!
    Ugh, now I can’t think of The Hoff without thinking of The Hoff Crotch.  >.<

  10. 10
    SonomaLass says:

    Dang, I was sure “I am so mean” meant that you were going to give us Mr Romance 2009.  Still this is pretty Hofftastic.

    And I’m totally with Kalen Hughes—this should be the new RIckRoll!

  11. 11
    Elise Logan says:

    Uhhhh. I am struck dumb and blind. Fortunately, there was no sound with that.

  12. 12
    Shannan says:

    People across the Earth are falling victim to the mysterious powers of the Crotch of the Hoff. Who will save us? It’s a Doctor Who episode waiting to happen.

  13. 13

    Good Lord, why can’t I stop looking at it???  I’ll have to agree this was downright criminal.

  14. 14
    Nessa says:

    My head hurts.


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    Ann Rose says:

    Eeeew! Eeeew! Eeeew! At one point during the zoom-in, the Hoff crotch looks like—eeeew! I can’t go there! Help, save me! I have seen what cannot be unseen! (Catchpa: I’ll need 82 kinds of justice to erase this blasphemy from my brain. Or a really strong margarita.)

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    Mal says:

    LOL. If you cross your eyes it looks like his schlong is hanging out, then growing, then spawning a brand new Hoff!

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    bookwench says:


    Fuck. That had me stuck for like 10 seconds, completely unable to move to get it off my screen.

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