And so is P.N. Elrod, who sent me a link, so that I could show you THIS GRAPHIC:
You’ve probably seen it before, but that’s ok. Because now you won’t be able to LOOK AWAY from the CROTCH of the HOFF.
And if you were reading this on an iPad and now have schmutz and drool and God-knows what else from staring at the CROTCH of the HOFF for the better part of THREE HOURS, Holly Gee sent me a link to a guide to making your own self-cleaning de-schmutzing iPad sleeve.
I bet the Hoff has two. One for him, one for his crotch.