So much awesome in the inbox, I can’t even tell you.
Lisa sent me the following link to vintage men’s adventure magazines. After looking at the covers, would you rather face down:
- weasels ripping your flesh
– cannibal crabs crawling to kill
– the red tide of death (Kotex makes something for that, I bet)
– a battle with a giant otter
– mad monkeys manning the lifeboats
– an alligator who won’t give you back your arm
– flying rodents ripping your flesh
– being chewed to bits by giant turtles
This is a very difficult choice. Think about it.
Our “Ultra Premium” and “Monsieur Bond Extra Large” are designed with a “Baggy Head” that makes the condoms easier to use….
So please enjoy and thank you!.. for being FURIOUSLY SEXY with Christian Audigier!
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Finally, Kiersten sent me this movie poster, and OH MY GOSH.
HOFF. Is in a MOVIE. Called DANCING NINJAS.
No, wait, it gets better. His character’s name is ANSEL LADOUCHE.
My head just exploded. That just made my weekend. And now, it can make everyone’s weekend better. Thank you Hoff!
It’s Contest Time! I challenge you to come up with a brief 100 word plot summary and book title that combines all of the above elements. Bring it on: Ansel LaDouche, The Hoff, baggy heads, furiously sexy, and one (or more) of the bizarre battles from the men’s pulp magazines—get wild and silly and willy. Best one wins $25 to the bookstore of your choice – and your pimping in the comments can sway my vote.
The comment thread will be open all weekend until 1 June 2010, so have fun. Beware the Dancing Ninja!