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Wait a minute, Terry. Aren’t you at sea level?
@ Snowball1 – “You should totally do this for real, and go into business with Harlequin Horizons.”
I read “Harlequin Horizons” as “Harlequin Horizontals”, and I thought, “Does Harlequin have a new category of erotica books? Will all the books have scenes where the sexxoring action is horizontal? Hmm… horizontal….”
So I April Fooled myself with your comment! More coffee, or back to bed, or maybe both….
What, no DNF? I’d gladly throw down $10K for a snarky, LOLP0RN-filled DNF review of my new series . . .
Happy April Fools from NoLa (I’m on my to have beignet!)!!!
So…do we buy the F review on purpose, just because those are more fun…or do you charge more for the F review, simply because those wasted minutes of your life cost more?
Happy 4/1 Bitches, this site never fails to play a great game 😉
You had me lmao—seriously. Very nice prank.
LMBO at teh-meh’s “Harlequin Horizontals” Another April Fools joke in the making. =)
Oh, Gods above, I larve you guys. You really pull out all the stops! Keep up the rockin’ good work, ladies.
What’s going on with the HarHo (DellArte) press? Have they published anyone yet? Did Harlequin get hurt by the fallout and if so, how much? Are they getting fewer submissions? Just curious.
I don’t see a price listed for having you call me “The worst writer in the industry today” and “must be read for the awfulness to be believed.” Shall I contact you to make a deal? Or is that simply priceless?
I wonder how many other smartasses tried to buy an A review?
….And where’s a link to past years’ successes?
Don’t like to buck a trend, but if you pay me, can I send you one of my books to review?
Ha! Whew, I knew it had to be something like this. I just got my email update of the articles for today and thought to myself…“huh? What about that whole review disclaimer thing on the site??” Then I actually clicked the link and saw the prices.
I’m so gullible sometimes, all the times really.
Been at work WAY too long. Completely bought that for a couple minutes.
LOL! Very funny:)
I would like to purchase a D review. A touch of snark with a side of ‘she must have been on crack to write this’ with accompanying examples of text snippets (which I will provide) also, if you could make it just insulting enough that when I respond with grace it makes the commenters say ‘that Maisey Yates, such a class act!’ I would appreciate it.
Also, I will pay extra for an LOL p0rn shot that can be captioned: this seemed like it would work. More Crisco?
The check is in the mail.
Hey! I tried to place my order for a guaranteed A review and there was no Paypal link! What’s up with that???
Ah, the undercurrent of snark in this April 1st prank is stellar.
Brava!
I tried to place my order for a guaranteed A review and there was no Paypal link! What’s up with that???