To Be Read: Leveraging Social Networks for Mutual Benefit

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  1. 1
    library addict says:

    Hahahahaha. 

    “4000-word (more if Robin is writing it)”

  2. 2

    Hey, no fair, it’s not tomorrow yet!

  3. 3
    Carrie Lofty says:

    It’s tomorrow somewhere :)

  4. 4
    Laura says:

    Up way too late in England and this TOTALLY got me for a minute despite that I’ve just watched my housemate tape a personal alarm to the kitchen doorframe so that when my boyfriend goes in there tomorrow morning the pin will pull out and wake everybody up. I am too gullible for this…think the safest option would be not to get up till after midday….

  5. 5
    janicu says:

    I was mentally thinking “WTF???!!!” until I remembered what the date was. Phew.

  6. 6
    Cath Bilson says:

    Snigger, snigger, snigger – TELL me someone actually fell for this and paid you some money?

  7. 7
    sweetsiouxsie says:

    Good grief and April Fool!!!! You had me going for awhile there! Have a fun day everyone!!

  8. 8
    ocelott says:

    Ha!  Oh, the pricing system just killed me!

  9. 9
    mia says:

    Loves it !! This year is going by fast.  Anyone got any good pranks?

  10. 10
    Betsy says:

    I am in the midst of plotting an epic April Fool’s Day prank with my partner, and it still took me a minute to remember that, other people are doing this shit too.
    And this is fucking awesome.

  11. 11
    Betsy says:

    I have no idea how that nefarious extra comma got into my comment.

  12. 12
    Becky says:

    How much for a DNF?  Those have to sell almost as well as the F reviews.

  13. 13
    Polly says:

    HA! I love it. I definitely want to know how much a good DNF would cost.

  14. 14
    PK says:

    How I wish I had $4999 and How I wish I had a book published and ready for review.  Wonder how much that would cost??

    LOVES it.  Thanks for the laugh.

  15. 15
    JoanneL says:

    THIS is always the only thing during tax season that can make me smile—and you guys take checks. How very um, well, yeah.
    LOL!

    Thank you Sarah and a peaceful Passover to you and yours!

  16. 16
    CourtneyLee says:

    Totally fell for this for an hour because it’s not April 1st yet. But then, I am the most gullible person I know. Most dry humor and half-believable planks go right over my head.

    class53: In a class of 53, I’m bringing up the rear!

  17. 17
    Courtney S says:

    You have the best April fools jokes!

  18. 18
    Maisey Yates says:

    *slow clap, a solitary sound in a crowded room….another person joins in…it’s faster now…more people…building….building….building….AND THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!! THE ANGELS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!*

    Ahem…Awesome.

    BTW, I love how it costs more for an F. As I’ve mentioned (and I’m scared writing this here just in case I’m tempting fate) I would rather get a good grade from the SBs or an awful one, but I would hate to bore them. So, I would pay more for full on snark than a C, that’s for sure.

  19. 19
    Silver James says:

    Do you take plastic?

    This one ranks right up there! Peaceful Passover to all who are celebrating.

  20. 20
    Donna says:

    HAHAHA I love it. I definitely need to find out how much for a DNF.

  21. 21
    Robin L says:

    I knew it was a good idea to take a break from studying developmental psych (really, who schedules an exam on April Fool’s Day?!?) to take a look here.  I am still a fan of ICH from last year, my roommates are also fans.  Keep up the good pranks.

  22. 22
    KimberlyD says:

    So I knew this post wasn’t really serious (and double-checked the Etsy store just to see what funny there was) but I didn’t actually get the joke until I read the comments and realized it was April Fools! You girls are just so damn funny!

    Btw I don’t know if the graphic works for everyone else but it doesn’t work for me…

  23. 23
    Cakes says:

    *love* the descriptions! Well done.

  24. 24

    Ah, the foolery! Love your meta-tags and your individualized descriptions. I must ask though, *which* cheeks will have lovingly handpainted URLs? >.<

    And what, no hand-painted bosoms?  :D

  25. 25
    SonomaLass says:

    The F review is priceless! I am now officially nostalgic for LOLP0rn. But I also want to know what it takes to get a DNF review.

    I have added you to my favorites on Etsy!

  26. 26
    Shayera says:

    heehee!
    Some things just make me happy. Your April 1 entries are high on the list.

  27. 27

    I really like that the F review is the most expensive. ;)

  28. 28
    Kaetrin says:

    I’m a little disappointed that the A review didn’t get the carrier pigeon treatment too…. but not, it seems that added extra is only for the B reviews… 

    I think you guys need to lift your game and make a selection of options available (for a price of course) so that everyone can have a carrier pigeon if they want.

    *grins*  :)

  29. 29

    You. Got. Me.

    The graphic didn’t work, and I was so jonesing to get to a comment trail of epic nuclear meltdown proportions and WTFery (and to find out what you were actually, tongue in cheek, talking about) that I didn’t go to the store first.

    Then again, tell me the sky is green and I’m likely to believe it and think that I’ve had it wrong all along … 

    Thanks for the April 1 giggle!

  30. 30
    Lyssa says:

    LOL…I checked the site this morning just to see what joke would be here…good one!

    spamword appear59: I want my book review to appear in the top magazines!!!! LOL

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