Oh, dear, oh, dear, I’m late too announce the winner of the Bejazzled and Beswimsuited title contest.
So, without sparkly ado, here are the honorable mentions:
Megs for Crotching Sparkle, Not-So-Hidden Wang.
Cara McKenna’s The German Sausage Merchant’s Shimmering Hairless Bride.
The Romantic Suspense genre could do with a influx of more titles like Andrea’s: Snatching Diamonds could have some outstanding sparkly cover imagery!
Bibiophile’s two entries: The Dick and the Diamond and Mining Mons Veneris.
Becky totally made me snort with Vajizzled.
But the completely over-the-edge, over-the-top, jewel-worthy winner: XandraG for The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong.
Way to go, XandraG! Email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) with your address and let me know your preferred bookstore so that you can claim yer winnings!
And a sparkly, turgid day to all of you!
Congratulations, XandraG! These were all so hilarious—totally made me snort (not very attractively, I might add).
Spamword: built75. If only all guys were at that age . . .
Oh snap—I was positive Meagan’s “Foreskindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Vag” was going to whup us all.
Congratulations to all the winners. It was a unsafe for keyboard reading from beginning to end.
Congrats to the winners! =)
And to all the participants. I got writer’s block big time on that one.
Yes!! I love The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong!
Wait, that sounds wrong….
Oh well—congrats XandraG!
I can hardly believe Sarah was able to pick only one. There were just so _many_ entries with monitor-spraying potential here!
Like Care McKenna I thought Meagan’s _Foreskindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Vag_ was a strong contender. And like Sarah, I , too, thought that _The Dick and the Diamond_ and _Mining Mons Veneris_ were brilliant.
But so was the winner. I can’t quibble about _The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong_1
Hysterical! I’d like to thank the participants and the winners all, for providing me with Diet-Coke-in-my-sinuses laughs. I really needed that today 🙂
I agree, I loved them all. You guys rock.
Snatch Diamonds?