Bejazzled and Beefy Winners!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, I’m late too announce the winner of the Bejazzled and Beswimsuited title contest.

So, without sparkly ado, here are the honorable mentions:

Megs for Crotching Sparkle, Not-So-Hidden Wang.

Cara McKenna’s  The German Sausage Merchant’s Shimmering Hairless Bride.

The Romantic Suspense genre could do with a influx of more titles like Andrea’s: Snatching Diamonds could have some outstanding sparkly cover imagery!

Bibiophile’s two entries: The Dick and the Diamond and Mining Mons Veneris.

Becky totally made me snort with Vajizzled.

But the completely over-the-edge, over-the-top, jewel-worthy winner: XandraG for The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong.

Way to go, XandraG! Email me (sarah @ with your address and let me know your preferred bookstore so that you can claim yer winnings!

And a sparkly, turgid day to all of you!

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  1. 1
    Tabithaz says:

    Congratulations, XandraG!  These were all so hilarious—totally made me snort (not very attractively, I might add).

    Spamword: built75.  If only all guys were at that age . . .

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    Oh snap—I was positive Meagan’s “Foreskindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Vag” was going to whup us all.

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    PK says:

    Congratulations to all the winners.  It was a unsafe for keyboard reading from beginning to end.

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    Brooks*belle says:

    Congrats to the winners! =)

    And to all the participants.  I got writer’s block big time on that one.

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    London says:

    Yes!! I love The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong!

    Wait, that sounds wrong….

    Oh well—congrats XandraG!

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    ghn says:

    I can hardly believe Sarah was able to pick only one. There were just so _many_ entries with monitor-spraying potential here!

    Like Care McKenna I thought Meagan’s _Foreskindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Vag_ was a strong contender. And like Sarah, I , too, thought that _The Dick and the Diamond_ and _Mining Mons Veneris_ were brilliant.

    But so was the winner. I can’t quibble about _The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong_1

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    Ann Stephens says:

    Hysterical! I’d like to thank the participants and the winners all, for providing me with Diet-Coke-in-my-sinuses laughs.  I really needed that today :)

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    kathy says:

    I agree, I loved them all.  You guys rock.

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    GoShawdy says:

    Snatch Diamonds?

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