Coronation Ceremony for Anu

Way back in the day, we used to award titles for those who won contests, from “Guess That Lonely Heart” to random acts of creativity to nailing the right answer to a Help a Bitch Out inquiry in the first comment and having that right answer confirmed. So, Anu, come on down, because it’s coronation time in honor of your immediate identification of the brooding English actor hero.

Coronation? Yup – we bestow titles. Royalty titles. Slightly raunchy, utterly bizarre titles. So kneel, Anu, and I, as Her Grace, the Duchess of Cuntington, announce thy Smart Bitch Title™:



Welcome to the peerage, Anu! Congratulations!

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  1. 1
    Alyssa says:

    *translates the title mentally as “forest of morning”*
    *decides maybe matin means something else after all and puts it into a translator*
    *stares at “wood of morning” for two long seconds thinking, but that’s what I thought it meant! How is that-*
    *gets it and cracks up at how incredibly slow she is*

    Anu, I am officially jealous.

  2. 2
    darlynne says:

    Congratulations, Anu. And I’m so glad to see the return of the awards.

  3. 3
    Carrie Lofty says:

    I’m glad to see the titles back too, although now Anu srsly outranks me.—Carrie, Baroness Huntinne Muffine

  4. 4

    Awesome title, Anu!  Well done!


    Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants

  5. 5
    Sabrina says:

    Congrats! I love the awards and titles and glad to see them back.

  6. 6
    Anu says:

    Wow. I’m speechless. And so very honored. My very own Smart Bitches title! Thank you, Your Grace!

    Countess Bois de Matin
    celebrating in Finland

  7. 7
    Suze says:

    Wow, that’s so exciting!  Congratulations :)

    And such an appropriate title, too.  I hear wood is big in Finland.

    Tee hee!

  8. 8
    Anaquana says:

    Congrats, Anu.

  9. 9
    Lisa Hendrix says:

    Well done, Countess Anu. You clearly deserve your title and all the accolades and badges that go with it.  As a commoner who has yet to get a HABO correct, I will aspire to your most excellent example.

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    Estara says:

    Congratulations, Anu!

    Yay for a return of the naughty titles ^^

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