Way back in the day, we used to award titles for those who won contests, from “Guess That Lonely Heart” to random acts of creativity to nailing the right answer to a Help a Bitch Out inquiry in the first comment and having that right answer confirmed. So, Anu, come on down, because it’s coronation time in honor of your immediate identification of the brooding English actor hero.
Coronation? Yup – we bestow titles. Royalty titles. Slightly raunchy, utterly bizarre titles. So kneel, Anu, and I, as Her Grace, the Duchess of Cuntington, announce thy Smart Bitch Title™:
Welcome to the peerage, Anu! Congratulations!