Way back in the day, we used to award titles for those who won contests, from “Guess That Lonely Heart” to random acts of creativity to nailing the right answer to a Help a Bitch Out inquiry in the first comment and having that right answer confirmed. So, Anu, come on down, because it’s coronation time in honor of your immediate identification of the brooding English actor hero.
Coronation? Yup – we bestow titles. Royalty titles. Slightly raunchy, utterly bizarre titles. So kneel, Anu, and I, as Her Grace, the Duchess of Cuntington, announce thy Smart Bitch Title™:
Welcome to the peerage, Anu! Congratulations!
*translates the title mentally as “forest of morning”*
*decides maybe matin means something else after all and puts it into a translator*
*stares at “wood of morning” for two long seconds thinking, but that’s what I thought it meant! How is that-*
*gets it and cracks up at how incredibly slow she is*
Anu, I am officially jealous.
Congratulations, Anu. And I’m so glad to see the return of the awards.
I’m glad to see the titles back too, although now Anu srsly outranks me.—Carrie, Baroness Huntinne Muffine
Awesome title, Anu! Well done!
Cordially,
Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants
Congrats! I love the awards and titles and glad to see them back.
Wow. I’m speechless. And so very honored. My very own Smart Bitches title! Thank you, Your Grace!
Anu
Countess Bois de Matin
celebrating in Finland
Wow, that’s so exciting! Congratulations 🙂
And such an appropriate title, too. I hear wood is big in Finland.
Tee hee!
Congrats, Anu.
Well done, Countess Anu. You clearly deserve your title and all the accolades and badges that go with it. As a commoner who has yet to get a HABO correct, I will aspire to your most excellent example.
Congratulations, Anu!
Yay for a return of the naughty titles ^^