Fay McKay was a lounge singer in Vegas Back in the Day, and this version of the 12 Days of Christmas is SO awful and yet still makes me giggle. Especially how she says, “Cutty Saaahk.”
That said, if you drink, don’t drive this holiday season. Seriously. Surrender your keys, or drink at home when you absolutely don’t have to go anywhere, but do not, for the love of mullets and man titty, drink and get behind the wheel. I and every other driver on the roads this weekend thank you.