Oh, the fine fine collarbone shot that has shown up in three covers so far, prompting… caption time!
After reading through the snort-worthy comments, I’ve picked the runner up, and the winner, and also picked up a soreness in my side from giggling.
The runner up, deserving of mad props and big ups and other assorted celebrations for awesomeness: Caroline for “How many more covers to we have to hold this position for? My neck is killing me!”
And the winner, who will receive a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of his or her choosing: Galadriel for “It was rough being a vampire with narcolepsy. Unfortunately for Lord Richard Wimple Bludvillieres IV (better known to his friends as ‘Bob the Toothless’), what should have brought his victims ‘the little death’ more often ended in ‘the little sleep’.”
Bob the toothless! HA!
Congrats Galadriel – email me at SarahAT smartbitchestrashybookDOTcom with your email address and the bookstore at which you’d like to be shopping. Thanks for the awesome entries, y’all, and feel free to keep sending me your WTFery in cover formation.