Harlequin Notable Retitle Contest: The Winners!

Time to announce the winners in the Harlequin Notables Contest. The two winners will get tote bags filled with one of every item in the Notable line, thanks to Flower Pot Press (yay!).

With 167 votes, first place goes to Elizabeth for her re-title of Twilight as The Nonagenarian Teenage Vampire’s Doormat Virgin Lab-Partner.

And, with 118 votes, second place goes to Mickie for HER re-title of Twilight as The Undead Billionaire’s Suicidal Virgin Bride.

Ah, Twilight. The joke that keeps on giving. Or the gift that keeps on joking. Either way – congrats to Mickie and Elizabeth! Email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with your mailing address, and your gift bags full of one of every item in the Harlequin Notable collection will be sent out asap.

Thank you for entering, and a big thank you to Flower Pot Press for providing the most awesome, excellent prizes.

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  1. 1
    Phyllis says:

    awwww… I have avoided reading the Twilight books because doormats are so not my bag, baby. And I keep seeing the movie posters and thinking, “Hey! Cedric! I thought he was dead!”

    And you mentioned something about fixing the feed – and now all I get are 20+ empty entries a day in Google Reader instead of blog posts.

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    Diatryma says:

    Perhaps the next contest should have a Twilight category and an Everything Else.

  3. 3
    Flea says:

    It’s just too bad that the Twilight junk is such an awesome parody target.  It leaves all others in the dust so far as possibilities!

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    krsylu says:

    “Hey, Mickie, you’re so fine,
    you’re so fine you blow my mind!
    Hey, Mickie! Hey, Mickie!”

    Yea!!! I voted for “The Undead Billionaire’s Suicidal Virgin Bride”, just so you know!

    Sorry…could I possibly use any more exclamation points?

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