Friday Videos Love Spanish and Fighting

Amy sent this to me awhile back – and it’s hilarious. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s muy bien. So for all your NaNoWriMoFos out there, here’s some passionate inspiration, including a guy who understands the importance of the shirt unbuttoned, but still tucked in.

And no romance novel is complete without a fight scene, right? Right! Becky sent me this one: it’s impeccable. All sequences of dramatic action should be so intense. And full of homoerotic tension.

Note, if you will: COPIOUS MAN TITTY for Friday Videos, in both cases! WOO!

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  1. 1
    RStewie says:

    wow.  just, wow. 

    The non-verbals on that last one were golden.  I could see the conflict…do I fight him? Or do I hump him into submission??

  2. 2
    MicheleKS says:

    The first video- if his chest hadn’t been fish-belly white he might have had a chance.

    The second video- reminded me of a live-action version of ‘Mortal Combat’ (the moves and sounds anyway). And I have to say I was impressed with the chick fighting though she had an arm in a sling.

    Both were primo by the way.

  3. 3
    Star Opal says:

    I don’t think OSHA would be too happy about the factory (?) in the second clip.

    :OR:

    It’s all fun and games ‘til someone loses an eye!

    (Thank you, I’m here all week)

  4. 4
    Brooks*belle says:

    “No remembrero how to say eleven….Au Revoir!”

    SNORT!

    For anybody who’s taken a semester or two of Spanish this. is. priceless! 

    And for me, who tried to take French too, its just PERFECT!

  5. 5
    Treehugger says:

    In response to the spanish live song I bring a recommendation.  Three Trolls in a baggie did one in French (a deep political expression in song) using a french textbook.  :D

    As I recall it was very funny.

  6. 6

    The first was fabulous. I’m way too squeamish for the second…the hook…gack…nightmares tonight…

  7. 7

    Nothing say rage like a “slow-mo” hit to the jaw

  8. 8
    Stef says:

    HWAH!!!
    Love it. It’s like the free class demonstration at a McDojo.

  9. 9

    Why would you oil yourself up only to then put on a dress shirt? Must be an ancient martial arts practice they didn’t teach at my dojang.

  10. 10
    wylykat says:

    I think the female fighter is Cynthia Rothrick.  She really does martial arts (think world champ in some divisions back in the 80s.)  She did a bunch of the cheesy 80s action flicks.

  11. 11
    CupK8 says:

    First Semester of Spanish love song is PRICELESS! It’s one of my favorites – in fact, I could say it is a classic that every friend of mind must know in order to understand inside jokes.  Did you see the Second Semester one…?

  12. 12
    SheaLuna says:

    Wow.  Just.  Wow.

    points34 = I give 34 points to the guy who lost not one eye, but BOTH eyes in a homoerotic brawl.  That takes some serious talent.

  13. 13
    JamiSings says:

    Oh my goodness. That second one – it’s like Chuck Norris, Sly Stalone, and a really ugly cross dressing man got together to do a homosexual porno.

  14. 14
    Theresa Meyers says:

    What? No comment about the mullettasticness of this video? Or was it only me that noticed they were both extreemly well-oiled underneath those shirts. Amazing it didn’t show through! And that back flip with one arm in a sling.  Wow.

  15. 15
    kolorowanki says:

    Interesting video. I’ve never seen Ivy before. I like the style. I like to visit this blog. Lot’s of Interesting things are there.

  16. 16
    Meggrs says:

    WTFBBG was that second clip from?!?!?

  17. 17
    Tina says:

    Nothing wrong with copious man titty! Not one damn thing. Though I’m not sure I’ll ever watch a fight scene without seeing this in my head.  Thanks for that! :D

  18. 18
    beggar1015 says:

    I can just picture in my mind…
    [Fade to flashback]
    Los Angeles, late at night. A young and hungry screenwriter is slaving over getting the climatic fight scene dialogue just right.

    Hero: Hah! Yah! Hye-yah!
    Villain: Ahh! Haaaaah! Yah, yah, yah!
    Enter, stage right
    Heroine: Ha! Ya! Ha! Ga! Ba! Cha!
    Villain: AAaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
    Heroine: I’ll keep an eye out for you, Stingray.
    Hero: Yeah. [awkward pause] See ya!

    The screenwriter can just smell that Academy Award.

  19. 19
    briony says:

    1st clip: So good I had to drunk email it to my co-worker.

    2nd clip: I would almost swear that the fighter in the white shirt is also the evil-martial-artist-bad-guy from “Roadhouse”. Can anyone confirm this?

  20. 20
    Jes1 says:

    There is nothing much worse than a Cynthia Rothrock film.  I can’t believe how many of them I have been sucked into watching in spite of myself.  I knew that second video had to be one of her movies before she even made an appearance.  They have a certain look that is distinctive.
    Spamword wish25, and I really don’t wish to be 25 again,  35 maybe, but not 25.

  21. 21
    Skylar Kade says:

    That second video… gak. Can we title it “Crouching Mullet, Crippled She-Male”? Maggie/Margaret, I second the nightmares—but not just because I’m squeamish.

  22. 22
    JamiSings says:

    I know someone already mentioned it, but you gals just have to see the 2nd semester! It has ERIK ESTRADA!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuGKbwRudE

    Erik “Ponchorello” Estrada!!!!

    (I didn’t know that Erik actually officially became an officer. Apparently when he’s not acting he works on a task force to fight child porn. Dude’s my hero now.)

  23. 23
    LovestruckJC says:

    love it! and i saw the Second Semester of Spanish Love Song too. hehe. I took up Spanish in high school and I only learned the basic stuff. I’m just so happy that I understood most of the things that Spanish Mike is singing here. =)

  24. 24
    Elemental says:

    The budget for the fight scene was so low that they could only afford two letters of dialogue, H & A.

  25. 25
    sandra says:

    The best fight scene of all time is the one in EASTERN PROMISES in which a naked Viggo Mortensen defeats two men armed with boxcutters.

  26. 26
    Librariahn says:

    LOL…when the chick grabs the towel and starts swinging it I thought for sure she was going to pop one of the boys in the butt with the Towel Snap of Death!!

  27. 27
    Marisa says:

    What can I say? *sniff, sniff* I’m SPANISH… the first one… *shivering*

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