There’s this guy, see, and he really, really likes clavicles. And the subtext of romance doesn’t examine enough the intricate allure of the collarbone – so his deepest desire is to highlight this really, really hawt body part.
That’s the only reason I can come up with for the following reuse of stock imagery. I mean, maybe there really isn’t that much stock photography in the world that’s any good.
First: Collarbone and Castle!
Not bad. But the collarbone vampire really, really looks much better in blue. See?
So what’s really going on here- aside from grievous use of Photoshop and overuse of one stock image, I mean?
It’s time for Caption That Cover – Collarbone Edition! What’s he thinking – or better yet, what’s she thinking? Leave your caption in the comments in the next 24 hours, and the best one as judged by me will win a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of the winner’s choosing. Feel free to vote in the comments for your favorite caption to try to sway me. Winner announced on Friday.
Whether it’s a clavicle fetish or he’s hunting for her third nipple, something very odd is going on here, clearly.