It was a hot mess of Photoshop WTFery, and in the end, the captions were AWESOME. Behold the runners up and the winner in our latest caption that cover contest.
Wait, you want another look at the cover? Oh, ok! Sure!
Ahhh, feel that fine crazy Photoshop goodness. It’s tangible, isn’t it? Like someone running their nails down your own personal chalkboard.
So, without further ado, here are the Honorable Mentions:
Bronwyn Parry: Irrational Photoshop
DS: Irrational Aruousal, Indecent Exposure
Elizabeth Wadsworth: “When you play with MY erector set, every zone is a hard hat zone!”
Maili: Men at Work: Farting My Love
Lovecow2000: Passing Passion
Bethy: I fart in your general direction.
Stacy W: The Village People Poops Partial Peopl
And our Runners Up:
Soraya for Construction Junction! What’s your function?
Brooks*belle for This…is not a drill”
And our winner, receiving a fine sparkly gift certificate to the bookstore of his/her choice, is:
M. Nightingale for both “Genie in a Butthole” and “If Minerva came from Uranus”
Please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom to claim yer winnings. And thanks for getting that Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head. Thanks for playing, everyone. I’ll reopen the comments so folks can discuss the horrible on the original entry.