Have a look at this new Ellora’s Cave cover. Is there a woman coming out of his arse? Does he have bigger breasts than I do? And why is his head so small? Is it inversely proportionate to the size of his more different other head?
It’s time for caption that cover! Give your best caption, re-title, or commentary, and the best one gets a $10 gift certificate to the bookstore of your choosing. You’ve got 48 hours. Feel free to comment on which ones you think are best, even if you don’t leave your own. Get ready, get set, and go!
The hard hat is what tips it over the edge for me. I’m ignoring the lack of nipples on the man-titty/odd corset thing/gazing at his neck?? in favor of that damn yellow hard hat..
1. “When Bob the Builder Banged Betty”
2. “Bob the Builder Gone Bad”
3. Bob fell down a slippery slope *hyuk* when his series was canceled. The former child star tells all in this “revealing” memoir…
Hey…does this hat make my ass look fat?
Sorry, that was the first thought that came to mind…LOL
“This…is not a drill”
Win. On practically every level.
Bob the Builder, can we fuck it?
Bob, the Builder, YES WE CAN!
(only who would want to?)
“And by hammer I mean my penis. My penis is the hammer.” – Captain Hammer
wait, does that chick have pit hair?! Eww.
Neena that is exactly what i was just going to post. LOL
lunarocket and I are thinking the same thing –
Irrational Arousal – He’d never wanted a woman before!!
Surprise twist – she’s pre-op! Can he keep her from Thailand?
Title:
Genie in a Butthole
Some titles that popped into my head:
“The Backhoe Driver’s Recovering Nymphomaniac Hairdresser”
or
“Hard Work for Harry”
or
“The Naked Well Driller’s Water-Witch”
or
“The Belly Dancer and the Nudist Engineer”
..aaaand I’m spent. 🙂
He’s a very special type of bottle—rub his bum and out toots a djinni ready to grant your eeevvveeerrryyyy wish!
He’s all about safety. She loves a man who can drill. Will they engage in Irrational Construction?
This fall, be prepared to feast your eyes on and sigh when “The Irrationally and Inappropriately Undressed Construction Worker with a Glandual Problem” meets the love of his life, “The Irrationally Tan-Lined Belly Dancer with a Broken Neck.” Watch the sparks and lack of clothing fly!
Watch as the love of his life emerges from his Construction Entrance!
In….
This End Up!
(a new erotic summer, uh, release)
Well, yes, I know I have really obvious tanlines from my bathing suit, but you really didn’t have to show me how you don’t have any. Any why are you still wearing your hard hat? It makes your head look even smaller than it already is.
These are all wonderful- we snorted the most at Genie in a Butthole though.
*snicker*
Laughing at Bob the Builder, Genie in a Butthole, and Construction Junction. Made the mistake of refilling my coffee right while this page loaded. I should know better!
Bad PhotoShop aside, I can’t get over the total lack of connection between the two figures. Two totally separate images/people. It’s like “I’m not looking at you!”
“Dammit! I’m twisting my back outta joint trying to see if this bustier is giving me any support ‘cause this damn fool construction worker is standing in front of the mirror!”
(Seriously, even some of the covers from Tutis Press make more sense than this!)
Spam filter: Size 75. Is that in centimeters?
can I enter?
Except no one can beat sum-of-me’s comment.. . if only she’d come over and play.
Curious Georgette Uses a Tool
He was the Man in the Yellow Hat, and Georgette was curious.
—-
P.S. Tan lines don’t replace straps on cheap lingerie. That is just skanky.
“nice ass, but what i’m interested in is on the other side… apparently unlike what you’re used to”
Riffing off of Lovecow2000’s entry:
If Minerva came from Uranus
He’s a hardcore nudist whose soft spot never healed.
She’s a legless topless dancer who can’t quite commit to the “topless” part of her job description.
Together, they fight crime.
Oh my. I can’t stop looking at his chest. He makes me think of those linebackers who have to eat so many calories while they’re playing football, but who don’t cut back once they’ve retired from the sport and gain weight (in not a good way) as a result.
And what’s with the major tan lines on the girl? They’re so ghastly. D:
She was certainly flexible, definitely easy, and some might even call her decent looking. But a woman? David knew if he wanted to keep his spot in the Village People, he’d have to get over his…Irrational Attraction.
And, with a shout-out to Everlast, White Trash Beautiful
How about “Drilling Into You Tonight .” Pretty interesting cover. I just can’t get over this cover being like this. Usually there covers are better.
She’s the star of MTV’s Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Bent Like Me?. He’s the head of Naked Constructor Workers Local 29. Read their story of twisted love and depilatory excess in Irrational Waxing or .
“I fart in your general direction”
That’s all I got.
Lemme try this again:
She’s the star of MTV’s Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Bent Like Me?. He’s the head of Naked Construction Workers Local 110. Read their story of twisted love and depilatory excess in Irrational Waxing.
Where’d the edit button go?
Hoping this closes those pesky tags …
The curve of her elbow to hip fit the curve of his neck to waist, they were perfect together. Never mind the naysayers that disapproved of her tan lines, her torn or seriously ugly shirt, his odd head, odder headgear, unusually flabby chest for such a muscle-bound body, and the waffle-shaped building that loomed over them like a vulture, waiting, waiting.
They had one thing in common: Irrational Angles
Men are from Mars, Women are from Uranus
He arrived at the jobsite knowing that he had forgotten something, but not knowing what it was. She was there on the corner, looking for her next trick. Their eyes met. It was…Irrational Arousal.
Hard Hat Heiny Honey—-
Let One Man Put Ass-under
Good one M. Nightingale! Simple and to the point. 🙂
White Trash Arousal. An irrational tale of hairy armpits, bad tanlines, and gi-normous moobs from the trailer park next door.
Spam word: Wish54, as in I can wish 54 times I hadn’t looked at that cover. But I did. 🙁
MAKING GYPSY GIRL PIES
I have no idea what I just said.
I think he’s wearing the hard hat to hide the atrocious dye job somebody did on his hair. She is clearly turned on by her inner elbow.
“Who cares if he’s built like the Hulk after a few years of too many potato chips – I think guys who don’t notice me when I dance in my undies are sexy.”
Him: Dammit! No one told me my boobs would sag after breastfeeding!
Her: Dammit! No one told me I fell asleep in the tanning bed!