It’s time for… Accidental Dong, Romance Style, with your hosts, Kay Hooper, Gena Showalter, and Kresley Cole! Well, technically they’re not the hosts, but they’ve got dong-ful books.
If you’re not familiar with Accidental Dong, there’s this hideously addictive website full of… accidental peens.
And then there’s the sharp eyes of romance readers, where, much to my gasping shock, there are ACCIDENTAL PEENS EVERYWHERE.
For example: accidental old school peen? Oh, yes.
First: this eBay item, an original cover illustration for a Loveswept romance. Check out that skirt. That HAIR. That shirt open but STILL TUCKED IN!
Gosh, it’s almost worth $350.00.
But when you see the original cover, oh, there’s even more partly peen with a chance of phallus. The illustration was flipped for the cover of Kay Hooper’s Rafferty’s Wife, but the effect is still there.
Y’ALL. Y’ALL! You are IN A PEEN!
But that’s nothing compared to the glance-and-look-again peen noticed by Kathleen, who emailed me and said, “Could it be? I think it is…..wait- I REALLY think it is – yep – an accidental dong – and a frozen one too!”
Want to have a look?
It’s even more noticable in the desktop wallpaper provided by Gena Showalter for your downloading and winterpeen pleasures – here, have a look:
Shiver his timber!
So, what do you think? Accidental Popsicle Dong? Dong of the Frozen North? I think it’s more of the latter, because, looking closely (verrrry verrrrry closely) it seems that there’s no way the light would hit the rigid muscles of his abdomen in such a way to only illuminate that particular ridge – unless, of course, it was Frozen Popsicle Dong they were after!
I hope Cole and Showalter will autograph my copy ON THE DONG when I next see them.