Friday Videos Love Phones

To answer the question, “How many dance moves can simulate masturbation,” the Village People are here to help.

Thanks to Beth for the link. She’s disappointed this was only #35 in a top 40 countdown of funniest videos.


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  1. 1
    PK says:

    OMG how funny was that???  The giggling started early on but I really lost it when the WOMEN showed up because clearly, there was some confusion down at the hotline headquarters about the fantasy requests.  Hee!

  2. 2
    Eloise says:

    This is just the best.

    And I’ll second PK: how confused was I when women started showing up? Very, very confused.

  3. 3
    A Smith says:

    What’s with the chicks? I thought they were openly gay. Course music videos in the 80’s – big hair and shoulder pads – probably had a different requirement then now but gosh, poster boys for studly gays.

  4. 4
    militaryspouse says:

    Same generation as the boys.

    Believe it or not being openly gay didn’t sell in mainstream North America.  They would never have gotten the airplay without the women.

    It was an open joke.  They were gay but still had to sell their music to the world.

  5. 5
    Rebecca B says:

    You add the makeup with the big hair and I say the “ladies” are in drag.

  6. 6
    gpcrush says:

    Hilarious! Omg they even included the trannie hotline! Too much. ha ha ha

    verification: services27, indeed.

  7. 7
    Mafuane says:

    Oh man, I really wanna see the rest of the countdown now, if that was only 35! It wonder if it’s funnier than the 50 worst sex scenes!

  8. 8
    Kiersten says:

    HOW do you find these things? About half way through watching it, I realized my mouth was actually hanging open. Catching flies I guess (no! not that kind of fly!)

    Absolutely hysterical. I don’t know how we ever thought that sort of thing was HOT HOT HOT, but God bless the 80s anyways.

  9. 9
    Kiersten says:

    ARGH! Now I’ve got “Sex! On the Phone!” stuck on repeat in my head. There may even have been a head bob.

  10. 10
    Melissandre says:

    I love how they tried to tone their disco costumes down a little bit, like having the Indian in an understated buckskin suit instead of warpaint and a feather bonnet.  And I hope those dance moves weren’t supposed to be literal; some of them looked painful!

    The women?  Total trannies.  Notice that we never saw their faces up close, and they were pixelated when we did.

  11. 11
    Christine M. says:

    Was that beard *real*!?! *facepalms*

  12. 12
    Krista says:

    I don’t know if it was the pumping fists, fake beards, or “women” that were more disturbing. And was that a cell phone or a rocket launcher?

  13. 13
    Cassie says:

    “How many dance moves can simulate masturbation,”

    In this video, apparently all of them…

    Too funny!

  14. 14
    Monica Kaye says:

    Those ladies were totally trannies.  No way in hell anyone believed that The Village People were straight.

  15. 15
    Randi says:

    I admired the TRON dancing stage.

    *Sex, over the phone* woot!

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    Kat says:

    I bow my head in shame here and admit I went to see the Village People’s movie… AND LIKED IT. It’s even more embarrassing to admit I saw it twice.

    But I was naive, they were definitely hot.

    I keep them in my workout music on my Ipod to this day, but I was a ‘sex over the phone’ virgin until a few moments ago. Now I may just have to buy the damned song and add it to my playlist.

  17. 17
    Kristin says:

    Hey! Did it ever occur to any of you that some trans people may not find it hilarious when people throw around the word “tranny” like its some insult? Come on, srsly.

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