Friday Videos Found a Total Alpha Hero

From Moth:

“Are either or you bitches Howard Keel fans? Because my sister just discovered this wonderful/horrifying video of him in a tiny tiny skirt on you tube and I just… had to share.

It includes: A feisty red-head, hair-pulling, animals freaking out, men with trust issues, phallic symbols like whoa- It’s practically a romance novel cover in action! (Although there is a sad lack of man-titty).”

HOLY CRAP. From the lyrics to the gladiator togs to the thighs to the nice phallic dagger to the LYRICS OMG – I can’t think of a SINGLE alpha hero who might sing this song, no, no not at allll. Snort.

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  1. JoAnn Ross says:

    Now, I have 20 years worth of books I’m trying to catch up on, which is why I can manage to avoid all the sheikhs and the virgin mistresses that don’t appeal to me. That’s one of the reasons I love this site. The Bitchery is constantly guiding me towards the good stuff Which reminds me, I have to go. My TBR pile is about to collapse under it’s own weight.

    What fun you’re going to have catching up! 

    Getting back on topic, I loved EW!  She was the reason I took water ballet lessons as a kid.  Finally had to stop because I kept getting sinus infections.  Hours of diving backwards—while in unison —is not as easy as those old movies made it look!

  2. HelenM says:

    This has absolutely made my day!

  3. Saam says:

    Howard Keel….swoon! I haven’t seen this one, so will have to get my paws on it!

  4. Sabrina says:

    I absolutely loved Jupiter’s Darling.  I must have seen it dozens of times when I was a kid.  The best is this one scene where Hannibal (Howard Keel) has been singing a very romantic song to Amytis (Esther Williams) and suddenly the enemy guards arrives and he blames her for having alerted them.  Amytis says something along the lines of, I didn’t have to alert them, you were singing so loud.  Rare for an old movie musical without a theater setting to acknowledge the actual musical numbers.

    Oh, and that voice!

    Also, like most of those well-written old movies, it was based on a play. 

    So much fun to see it up here!

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