Double Play Giveaway: the Winners!

Holy Madlibs™! That entry spanked the giveaway and won’t stop shimmying ‘til it reaches the Internet!

Announcing the winners of the Double Play giveaway, with homerun calls that are absolutely fun and looney.

SugarSpice: Holy hamster ! That breast just flashed the music hall and it won’t stop bouncing ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Cursingmama: Holy tiger ! That sucker just spun the sex shop and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Turkey!!

chele: Holy monkey ! That circular saw blade just mounted the nunnery and it won’t stop ejaculating ‘til it reaches kazakhstan!!

ghn: Holy kangaroo ! That tomato just licked the Mordor and it won’t stop dancing ‘til it reaches Mongolia!!

Anne: Holy Fan-Tailed Berrypecker ! That frisbee just nailed the woods and it won’t stop screaming ‘til it reaches Papua New Guinea!!

Winners, please email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) with your mailing address. And thanks to everyone for playing along!