Announcing the winners of the Double Play giveaway, with homerun calls that are absolutely fun and looney.
SugarSpice: Holy hamster ! That breast just flashed the music hall and it won’t stop bouncing ‘til it reaches Russia!!
Cursingmama: Holy tiger ! That sucker just spun the sex shop and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Turkey!!
chele: Holy monkey ! That circular saw blade just mounted the nunnery and it won’t stop ejaculating ‘til it reaches kazakhstan!!
ghn: Holy kangaroo ! That tomato just licked the Mordor and it won’t stop dancing ‘til it reaches Mongolia!!
Anne: Holy Fan-Tailed Berrypecker ! That frisbee just nailed the woods and it won’t stop screaming ‘til it reaches Papua New Guinea!!
Winners, please email me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com) with your mailing address. And thanks to everyone for playing along!