These days, anyone can be a baseball announcer. Except women. And I take exception to that. It’s time to storm the announcer’s booth – and we can start getting ready now. How? We can come up with our own home run signature phrase!
A what now?
Some of the best and funniest broadcasters had catchphrases (no pun intended) and signature lines when a home run is hit. Bob Uecker of the Minnesota Milwaukee Brewers: “Get up, Get outta here, Gone!” Harry Caray and Phil Rizzuto: “A home run! Holy cow!” Chris Berman from ESPN: “Back back back back back back…GONE!” Bob Prince, from the old-school days of the Pirates: “Kiss it goodbye!” See? Nothing to it.
So let’s get creative. Enter your parts o’ speech below, and come up with your own home run signature phrase. Practice it at little league. Use it in mixed groups of sports fans. Either you’ll look like you’re exceptionally knowledgeable, or people will ask to share what you’re smoking. Either way- fun for all!
And HELL YES there are prizes. I’ll pick five winners – and each winner will receive a paper copy of Jill Shalvis’ Double Play. I’m a sucker for Shalvis’ heroes, and I really enjoyed this one. The hero is an all-star pitcher who is forced to wonder if there might be something more to life than just baseball – and the heroine keeps distracting him when he needs to keep his focus around her.
So let’s play ball. You’ve got 24 hours. Batter up! Grab some pine!
Note: the results appear in a popup window, so be ye warned.
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Holy beaver ! That orange just carved the yard and it won’t stop swiping ‘til it reaches Japan!!
Holy Platypus! That ball just slapped the Bitter Creek and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Russia!!
Holy tiger! That watermelon just blew the belltower and it won’t stop dancing til it reaches Fiji!
Smart Bitches Technology: Your Homerun Signature Phrase!
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Smart Bitches Technology: Your Homerun Signature Phrase!
Holy Ocelot ! That Magic 8 Ball just Humped the Earth and it won’t stop Snarking ‘til it reaches Russia!!
Holy Cougar ! That melon just spat the Shangri-la and it won’t stop slurping ‘til it reaches Abu-Dhabi!!
Wow, I’m not the only one who thought of Shangri-la!
Holy black-footed ferret ! That cantaloupe just slung the Taj Mahal and it won’t stop prancing ‘til it reaches France!!
HA! I’m happy with that, even though “slung the Taj Mahal” makes no sense. Sounds more like the cantaloupe downed a martini. 🙂
Holy platypus ! That balloon just hit the treehouse and it won’t stop hopping ‘til it reaches Australia!!
Holy bunny! That melon just slammed the waterfall and it won’t stop dusting ‘til it reaches Uzbekistan!!
JT
Holy hedgehogs ! That grapefruit just spiked the sky and it won’t stop spinning ‘til it reaches Spain!!
I went for the alliteration approach.
Holy Penguin ! That snowball just flew the beach and it won’t stop swimming ‘til it reaches Bermuda!!
Holy Marmoset ! That testicle just squatted the bookstore and it won’t stop smooshing ‘til it reaches Iceland!!
I just realized that I have no idea what a marmoset looks like. ^.^
captcha: per98…. Second base was lost, per the 98 ballplayers whose bats wouldn’t rise the occasion because of all those steroids..
Holy stink-beetle ! That snowglobe just imploded the glove compartment and it won’t stop erupting ‘til it reaches Guam!!
Holy Cat ! That mellon just flew the school and it won’t stop laughing ‘til it reaches Germany!!
Holy beagle ! That circular saw just wailed the garage and it won’t stop milking ‘til it reaches Romania!!
Hee! Hee!
Holy wallaby ! That knob just litigated the toilet stall and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Mozambique!!
Holy Tasmanian Devil ! That snowglobe just shattered the playground and it won’t stop fluffing ‘til it reaches Poland!!
AHEM.
SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Holy Tasmanian Devil ! That coconut just swirled the toilet and it won’t stop swimming ‘til it reaches Australia!!
Holy lemur ! That marble just tapped the grand canyon and it won’t stop roaring ‘til it reaches Ukrane!!
Holy aardvark ! That gumball just kerfuffled the Mississippi and it won’t stop gyrating ‘til it reaches Guam!!
Holy kangaroo ! That orb just sprang the pen and it won’t stop screaming ‘til it reaches Djibouti!!
Holy rabbit ! That peach just blasted the house and it won’t stop whistling ‘til it reaches Spain!!
Holy gecko ! That marble just slalomed the lakeside and it won’t stop wobbling ‘til it reaches Scotland!!
Holy wombat! That egg just sweated the grocery store and it won’t stop blinding until it reaches Burkina Faso!!
Holy Bunny ! That bubble just shot the river’s edge and it won’t stop winging ‘til it reaches Peru!!
“walked24” – Oh there would sooooooo need to be a pitching change if you walked 24 players!
Holy possum! That grape just shot the cantina and it won’t stop smoking ‘til it reaches Argentina!!
Now, that was fun.
Holy puppy ! That pizza just smacked the San Francisco and it won’t stop smoking ‘til it reaches France!!
“Smacked the San Francisco”…that sounds vaguely dirty. As a native San Franciscan, I approve.
Holy Newt ! That can of Diet Coke just fired the University of Cincinnati and it won’t stop fleeing ‘til it reaches Estonia!!
Holy tree frog! That clay pigeon just roared the Kalamazoo and it won’t stop streaking ‘til it reaches Vanuatu.
This is an absolutely hilarious contest. Huge Cubs fan here and I remember Harry Caray “There’s a drive… Waaay back… It might be… It could be…It is! A home run!
hahaha…Holy bunny! That cookie just exploded the lake and it won’t stop splashing ‘til it reaches australia!!
Fun!
Holy hermit crab ! That snowglobe just drank the Kalamazoo and it won’t stop deafening ‘til it reaches Liberia!!
“Holy chinchilla ! That ring just ate the theater and it won’t stop looking ‘til it reaches Ottowa!!”
I might start watching more sports if they talk like this…
Holy Alpaca ! That Eye just worked the Arkansas and it won’t stop Loping ‘til it reaches Sri Lanka!!
That’s right—-I said loping!
Holy Kitty ! That Olive just drenched the hearth and it won’t stop pulsing ‘til it reaches India!!
Holy Cat ! That Orange just Hacked the Library and it won’t stop Reading ‘til it reaches Texas!!
Texas is too a foreign country!
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Holy Wombat ! That Boob just Shook the Disney World and it won’t stop Laughing ‘til it reaches China!!
Smart Bitches Technology: Your Homerun Signature Phrase!
Holy monkey ! That moon pie just mowed the mountain and it won’t stop moving ‘til it reaches Mogadishu!!