Since I poked a little fun at vaguely religious pseudonyms, and since Roxanne St. Claire isn’t a pseudonym, I thought, let’s have another ARC giveaway, shall we?
Yes, we shall!
Your task: more fun with romantic suspense! Using your power of Word Knowlege, use the form below to generate a title and its tagline.
As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments. Two winners will be chosen to receive an advanced reader copy of Roxanne St. Claire’s next book, Hunt Her Down. 24 hours, so grab the hand of your nearest male silhouette, and run, run like the wind!
Note: the results appear in a popup window, so be ye warned.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He hoisted his javelin when he glimpsed her heaving her jelly beans. But can he jiggle her hilarious haiku? Find out in…
Passion’s jittery Cirrocumulus clouds .
spamword: merely45 – I have merely 45% chance of jelly bean showers. Drat!
He shuddered his wit when he glimpsed her curdling her truffles. But can he snorkel her poignant stereo? Find out in…
Passion’s Pregnant Typhoon
He showed his axe when he glimpsed her gunning her pomegranates. But can he runs her dark gun? Find out in…
Passion’s Gloomy Haboob.
He hung his rapier when he glimpsed her panting her chocolates. But can he grab her sparkly apple? Find out in…
Passion’s radiant thunder storm.
hmmm…. I kinda like the title (^_^)
He thawed his icepick when he glimpsed her moving her blueberries. But can he walk her ugly door? Find out in…
Passion’s dark hurricane.
He grieved his pike when he glimpsed her shunting her mushrooms. But can he catch her splendid ass? Find out in…
Passion’s verboten tornado.
He shook his pencil when he glimpsed her licking her grapes. But can he jump her sparkly gnome? Find out in…
Passion’s Wet Tornado
He ran his dagger when he glimpsed her ambling her puddings. But can he hide her lilac bookshelf? Find out in…
Passion’s buttered storm.
He pooted his mascara wand when he glimpsed her stewing her artichokes. But can he yammer her curly patty pan? Find out in…
Passion’s spotted tornado.
He poked his stake when he glimpsed her riding her grapes. But can he run her spotted globe? Find out in…
Passion’s smooth typhoon.
He grated his pencil when he glimpsed her embossing her noodles. But can he examine her blue tea strainer? Find out in…
Passion’s rusty nimbus.
I am reminded of how much I loved MadLibs back in the day.
He ran his ice pick when he glimpsed her coughing her popcorn. But can he nap her hot house? Find out in…
Passion’s sweet tornado.
He flogged his bodkin when he glimpsed her fornicating her radishes. But can he stir her bodacious bacon? Find out in…
Passion’s Decrepit Typhoon.
He sank his needle when he glimpsed her spooning her enchiladas. But can he sing her milky fury? Find out in…
Passion’s Fragrant Tornado
He surfed his fireplace poker when he glimpsed her grunting her eggs. But can he run her weathered catapult? Find out in…
Passion’s homey tsunami.
IDK about the grunting…
the guy in the next cubicle is obviously influencing my verb choices…
He rasped his knitting needle when he glimpsed her passing her eggplant. But can he decaffeinate her slimy dustbunny? Find out in…
Passion’s squeaky high pressure system.
Hee! These are wonderful!
He flung his rapier when he glimpsed her promising her plum. But can he repulse her glorious toenail? Find out in…
Passion’s fierce ice crystals.
He Snapped his nail when he glimpsed her circling her berries. But can he penetrate her tart gaze? Find out in…
Passion’s fecund thunderstrike.
Hahahahaha
Flying Spaghetti Monster theme:
He swabbed his pirate sword when he glimpsed her lollygagging her meatballs. But can he touch her noodlely appendage? Find out in…
Passion’s spicy cumulonimbus.
He Tossed his Screwdriver when he glimpsed her Drinking her Strawberries. But can he Sit her Lush Bush? Find out in…
Passion’s Exotic Tornado.
He fluttered his toothpick when he glimpsed her smoking her raisins. But can he brush her gamey handbag? Find out in…
Passion’s insipid drizzle.
He belayed his letter opener when he glimpsed her morphing her samosas. But can he boot her procrustean tongue? Find out in…
Passion’s fecund typhoon.
Stealing words from boring legal briefs is fun.
He scoured his hatpin when he glimpsed her sexing her casseroles. But can he staple her azure coniferous tree? Find out in…
Passion’s scrumtrelescent hail
Oh dear…
He fingered his hacksaw when he glimpsed her combing her grapes. But can he lift her crispy phonebook? Find out in…
Passion’s effulgent monsoon.
He slammed his steeple when he glimpsed her licking her snowcone. But can he conquer her curvaceous camel? Find out in…
Passion’s Soft Coriolus.
Haha, everyone else has such good ones! This was fun.
He put away his screwdriver when he glimpsed her snowing her apricots. But can he save her black mallard? Find out in…
Passion’s green cloud.
word: men72
He extended his scalpel when he glimpsed her fracturing her mangos. But can he smash her frilly wastebasket? Find out in…
Passion’s putrid hurricane.
He ran his sword when he glimpsed her flaming her chicken nuggets. But can he fly her scary kleenex? Find out in…
Passion’s Sweet Cloud
Nice. I’d read it. I guess now y’all know what I’m craving for lunch.
He swam his awl when he glimpsed her spazzing her carrots. But can he take her painful brother? Find out in…
Passion’s bright waterspout.
He went his knife when he glimpsed her driving her onions. But can he see her lovely summer? Find out in…
Passion’s fine rain.
Not the most grammatical, but hey, sounds fun! 🙂
He snuggled his swiss army knife when he glimpsed her melting her chocolates. But can he eat her quixotic werewolf? Find out in…
Passion’s lethargic tornado.
(snerk)
He stroked his dart when he glimpsed her escaping her quesadillas. But can he soothe her novice ingenuity? Find out in…
Passion’s frisky twister.
He stroked his spear when he glimpsed her grasping her kiwis. But can he obfuscate her dusty cave? Find out in…
Passion’s Terrifying Rainbow.
I like this one better. :3
He screamed broken glass when he glimpsed her soaring peaches. But can he scoot her maroon blanket? Find out in…
Pasion’s Bleak Microburst!
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He hid his stiletto heel when he glimpsed her running her cherries. But can he eat her beautiful cat? Find out in…
Passion’s Furry Sleet.
He swallowed his oyster shucker when he glimpsed her peeling her shrimp. But can he fill her sloshing bucket? Find out in…
Passion’s Fishy Tempest.
He shrouded his stiletto when he glimpsed her trembling her cherries. But can he run her frightening sofa? Find out in…
Passion’s Complete Hailstorm.
He jumped his scimitar when he glimpsed her laving her lasagna. But can he hop her splendiferous pebble? Find out in…
Passion’s loose storm.
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He twisted his lance when he glimpsed her lusting her strawberries. But can he lave her voluptuous flesh? Find out in…
Passion’s flaming storm.
LOL! Love it!Strawberries are majorly lust-inducing, y’know!