Behold, we have a special message from Sherry Thomas, whose new website is sleek and sexy like things that are sleek and sexy:
It so happens that I have set Not Quite A Husband—coincidentally—in a spot that is very much in the news: the Swat Valley, which in 1897 broke out in a fierce rebellion against the British, inspired by the exhortations of a certain Mad Fakir and is now, history repeating itself, a Taliban stronghold and a flashpoint of conflict between the Taliban and the Pakistani government.
The events of Not Quite A Husband—a man traveling to the North-West Frontier of the British Raj to find his former wife and bring her home, because her father lies dying in London—unfold against the 1897 rebellion. And I have the perfect movie title for the book.
ESCAPE FROM SWAT VALLEY!
Let’s have a contest titling your favorite romance novels with a little action adventure angle for the big marquee. For example, Laura Kinsale’s The Shadow and the Star becomes HELP! I MARRIED A SECRET NINJA. Loretta Chase’s Mr. Impossible can be DAPHNE PEMBROKE AND THE PAPYRI OF DOOM.
And if you think ESCAPE FROM SWAT VALLEY sucks, you can rename it too!
I’ll pick as winners the three that make me laugh hardest, plus two randomly, just for playing. Winners get a copy of Not Quite A Husband.
Not Quite A Husband hits stores May 19, 2009.
You have 24 hours to rename your favorite book, or Sherry’s new one, so ready, set, get to it!
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer becomes Holy Crow! He Sparkles!
New Moon by Stephenie Meyer becomes Heroine Might As Well Be On Drugs She’s So Zoned.
Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer becomes Vampire Vs. Werewolf Boy: Pursuit of Magic Hoo-Hoo
Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer becomes Demon Baby! WTF?!
Keira, I think you might possibly have a theme going.
Not sure what it is, but I’m sure there’s one there.
lol 😛
range56: range 56 miles, elevation 43 feet. target locked.
Not Quite a Husband – Entering the Khyber Pass for Her.
Anything by Laurell K. – If it looks like a Penis
HAHAHAHA Wendy! That’s awesome!
Well, since comic book adaptations are all the rage right now, Joanna Burke’s could be re-named…
(wait for it)
—- SPIED HER MAN I & II
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
DANGEROUS GRACE
Coming soon….Two people…Two souls….Two hearts….ONE FLYING MACHINE. Will they soar to new heights? Or…crash and burn?
“I really think it’ll work this time. I really do!”
“No, don’t try it. No! NOOOOOO!”
(explosion sound effect)
This summer….SEE: “FLY..OR DIE!”
(Midsummer Moon, Laura Kinsale)
Plus I think just about any historical could be called “Quantum of Bodice.”
this is a placeholder for random drawing possibility. i hope that i will be able to get back here to enter a few title options as well.
Love Sherry’s books! Would be great to be in the hat! Thanks
Dark Desires After Dusk by Kresley Cole: Angstdemon and the Uterus of DESTINY!
okay, I admit it. I have to look up the book covers because the titles run together in my mind lol.
Patricia Gaffney’s Wild at Heart: Tarzan and the Anthropologist’s Daughter OR Tarzan and Jane: REDUX
wow my brain is so not working today
JQ’s The Viscount Who Loved Me – One Screw Under The Library Desk
Jennifer Ashley’s The Madness of Lord Ian Mackenzie – Diary of a Mad Mac’s Woman
Delicious by, well, you! – The Sex-And-Breakfast Club
And, of course, Smart Bitches newest becomes – There Will Be Bosoms
Hmm…I think I’m too tired to be funny. Please put my name in the hat and if I think of anything remotely amusing I’ll come back and add it. 🙂
Suzanne Brockmann’s Dark of Night… WHO FRAMED ROGER THE RABBIT?
Okay, so I’m not that clever… but perhaps I’ll win the random drawing, anyway! :oP
Lisa Kleypas’ SUGAR DADDY, as Presented by the Harlequin Network:
The Texas Billionaire Magnate’s Trailer Trash Hairdresser …and That Other Guy She Loves
Diane :o)
Looking forward to NQAH
(Question for Sarah… what time zone is this site set to, anyway? Some deserted island in the Pacific, perhaps?!)
Jennifer Wilde’s Dare to Love: Piratical mantitties, magical hoohas, and explosions, oh my!
Lynn Kurland’s This is All I Ask: Soft Belly – Metaphorical Dragon has it
Johanna Lindsey’s Gentle Feuding: Voyeurism: It only leads to bludgeons and dungeons
Victoria Dahl’s “Talk Me Down” bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
“Blue’s Clues”
Spymaster’s Lady becomes—> The Blind Sex Scene Cock Tease…
Shadow Bear by Cassie Edwards becomes “Not Without My Ferret”
and maybe Not Quite A Husband is “The Empire Swats Back”?
OK, I’ll get back to behaving myself again. . . one day.
Connie Brockway’s All Through the Night becomes Cat and Mouse Steaming Across a Hot Regency Roof.
IS IT TIME TO HAVE SEX AGAIN SPACEMAN? (JANE’S WARLORD by Angela Knight)
CULT MEMBERS GONE WILD: SEX IN THE GREAT BLUE YONDER (CRAVE: THE SEDUCTION OF SNOW WHITE by Cathy Yardley)
HOW I MET THE PEEPING TOM OF MY DREAMS (MY PREROGATIVE by Sasha White)
THE AMAZING UNDERWATER ‘SHROOM-HEADED PHALLUS (LORD OF THE DEEP by Dawn Thompson)
MOONIES DO IT BETTER (MONA LISA AWAKENING by Sunny)
YOU WOMAN, ME HORNY (THE NYMPH KING by Gena Showalter)
Yeah…I’m banking on the random drawing as well.
Attack of the Moans! (Twin of Ice by Jude Deveraux)… (Heroine’s noisy in bed)
This is a fun game. 🙂