Denise sent me the following link, which has put me on a full-on high-speed ponder-fit: a slideshow of Mills and Boon covers. I knew I’d seen this before – I wrote about it in December – but now that I’m looking at the cover for Grace Before Meat by Sara Seale, I have to wonder: what is the proper grace before meat?
Certainly this is a question that needs to be addressed as part of the formation of Inspirational Erotica as a subgenre in romance (tagline: Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!). What is the proper grace before meat? “Bless this wang to our use and loving service?” “We thank you for the gift of schlong… through it we grow closer to one another?” “Blessed are you who hallowed us with the mighty thunderstick?” “Holy holy holy manmeat?”
This will keep me entertained for hours.