In case you needed a more compelling reason than Heaving Bosoms and my reading from the Choose Your Own Man-Titty Paranormal Section for tonight’s erotica festivities at In the Flesh, there is a crucial and key reason you should think about making the journey on down to the Happy Endings Lounge.
My mother in law is planning to attend.
I shit you not. Watch Sarah burst into epic flame with a major case of the OMGWTF as she reads from The Licking Fucking Sucking Dripping Drumming Darkness. In front of her mother in law. The embarrassment may be felt in seismic waves all the way in Portland, Oregon.