Lauren writes in with the first official photographed sighting of Beyond Heaving Bosoms. While it doesn’t qualify for our first official sighting in the wild habitat of a bookstore, it does qualify as the first official sighting.
However, the pictures are OMGHOLYCRAPNSFW and utterly hi-larious. If this is any indication of the Bosoms’ natural habitat, I might want to be my own book for awhile, if only to play with the little felt man. I wonder what his name is. I mean, what would you name a felt man like that?
Congrats, Lauren. Your photographic evidence of Bosom sighting wins you a prize: a leatherbound journal (oddly enough, with reflective strips on the outside, should you be writing in the dark, in traffic, I presume). Congrats!
Omg. Lauren, wtf is that?!
HAHAHA!!! Great pictures! lmao
SBs, will you be participating in the Literacy autographing event at RWA National this summer?
Best. Pictures. Ever.
That bedding is so wonderfully wrong that I want some for my very own. Where does one purchase such a thing? Is there some all gay Bed, Bath & Beyond that I don’t know about? If so, a few guys I know are in serious trouble for not telling me about it.
I’ve seen that fabric (and other similar ‘hottie’ fabrics) at on-line fabric shops. Make your own hotness.
That doll though, oh my god yes that does deserve a prize. Who has such a thing? Where does a person find one?
That’s pure awesomeness.
*wiping up lemonade spewed all over laptop when picture finished loading*
You really need to put a spew warning on these things! ROFL!
word verify: wish49 I wish I had 49 of them. I’d hide them in the weirdest places…
Mine arrived today! YAAAAAAY! And I’m not even angry that it’s just 24 hours too late for SB Sarah to sign it. Next month, lady. I’m coming for you.
Woody
Leave it to Teddypig to come up with the perfect name!
Mine isn’t here yet. Damn it.
However, I did stop in at my old Border’s today to see if they had it yet. It wasn’t on the computer as coming into the store- HOWEVER, they did order it!! Yeah for managers who listen!!
the armpit hair is so realistic. the “artist” creating Woody-the-felt-man truly cared about their creation.
I want the whole package. Book, bedsheet and doll.
Yes. Woody. Absolutely. And imagine a whole room in that material… cafe curtains, throw pillows, perhaps a fleece lined robe? *snort*
I’m counting down the days it’ll be available for my Sony. If they don’t put it up, I’m gonna be cranky. Then probably buy the pbook version, sans excellent felt naked man.
Umm. Harry?
[ducking & running for cover]
The look on my husband’s face (as he peeked over my shoulder) was priceless. Thank you!
I still have tears leaking. My husband studied the pic for a few seconds and said, “So that’s what? Gay pipe-cleaner man?”
My copy is in the greater Bay Area, but not yet at my house. Alas, my picture will not be first. And I’ll have to go some distance to beat Woody! (Great name, Teddypig. Count on you.)
Fhil. I was gonna go for Phil, but that “h” needs to be, you know, exhtraneous.
Fhil Felt. A Feltie. Like a Selkie. Or maybe not…
I finally got my shipping notice today. If the Shipping Gods smile upon me, I’ll get it before the long weekend.
Hilarious shot – btw – I sent a photo from the wild (well – compared to Lauren’s Felt Man it was a photo from the Tame) on Monday! I’ve been reading it every night! Love it
!
Ya know…you’re number one in movements and periods now.
My copy shipped Monday and should arrice today or tomorrow. I’m reluctant to start any other books at this point because I know they will be tossed aside real fast.
Todd.
Don’t ask me why…
Willie?
Wee Willie Winkie?
Do you think it’s winking though? Hard to tell…
😛
My package from Amazon arrived today with the two other books I ordered with Heaving Bosoms, but no luck yet. My fingers are crossed it will come in soon!