Lauren writes in with the first official photographed sighting of Beyond Heaving Bosoms. While it doesn’t qualify for our first official sighting in the wild habitat of a bookstore, it does qualify as the first official sighting.
However, the pictures are OMGHOLYCRAPNSFW and utterly hi-larious. If this is any indication of the Bosoms’ natural habitat, I might want to be my own book for awhile, if only to play with the little felt man. I wonder what his name is. I mean, what would you name a felt man like that?
Congrats, Lauren. Your photographic evidence of Bosom sighting wins you a prize: a leatherbound journal (oddly enough, with reflective strips on the outside, should you be writing in the dark, in traffic, I presume). Congrats!