If you’re in need of a good Not Work Safe laugh, check this out, courtesy of the fine folks at Weeping Cock: weird sex cries in bondage porn. Seriously, you’ll laugh till you cry. IN ECSTASY. And possibly yodel out “Blinxxnorgle!” while you do.
After reading that, I demand more. MOAR. Post your favorite weird sex cry in the comments—something you’ve read, heard, or hell, even said yourself. My favorite, that I’d read in a magazine or newspaper a while back, was a practical joke somebody played on his partner—just as he came, he said “Luke, I am your father.”