Thank you to the many fabulous folks who offered hilarious captions for those photos. When the site is up, you’ll see them rotating among others, for that extra more bizarre touch.
And now – teh winnars!
Winner: Sarah W for “You know, dear, anything you can do, I can do backwards and in high heels.”
“Darling! Promise me?”
Honorable Mention:
Carrie Lofty: Is it love, or is it qualudes?
Tina C: It was much easier to get Margie to dance with him since he’d glued her ear to his shoulder. Sure, it made such things as driving more difficult, but that was a small price to pay.
Joanne: “I’m not going to hump your leg, Ward, so stop trying to pull me closer! You’ll wake the Beaver!”
“That’s what I was hoping for, June!”
Winner: Natalie Arloa: “Even though I haven’t done this before, I just know you’re the man to give me multiple orgasms the very first time. You are that kind of man, aren’t you?”
Honorable Mention:
ocelot: “Wow, your right arm is so much more muscular than your left arm! It’s almost like you’ve been doing a one-arm workout or something.”
Sarah W: “Oh, Jimmy, you know I won’t be that kind of girl until at least page 213!”
Carrie Lofty: By Ted’s disdainful sneer, Judy knew she was due for another punishing kiss.
Nekobawt: “Miriam knew it was time to lay some ground rules when Bill the Zombie started to get a bit fresh.”
Winners, if you’d be so kind as to email me with your postal address, I shall send you signed copies of Ye Olde Bitch Book when, well, when I have copies in hand!
Yay! Thank you!
Does two honorable mentions equal one copy of The Book? *impatient*
Sorry – you are still unquestionably awesome, though!
And forced by the nature of this industry to exercise patience, even if I don’t dig it. Thx for the laugh.
You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
I have to say, I’m making the first caption more fun for me by imagining that the first line is the guy’s.
Congratulations to the winners, some really hilarious captions from all of you!
The “dancing backwards” line occurred to me, too, but I couldn’t quite make it work. Those captions are all creative and hilarious. Great way to start Sunday!
I want to see the dancing pic and Tina C’s caption on a greeting card please!!!
No prize for “honorable mention”?? Guess I’ll have to get the book the old fashioned way…
Steal it. (Or, you know, buy it. One of the two.)
Thanks for the shout-out!
Wow, I’ve never won one of these before. Thanks! Where do I send my regular address for my book (about which I am incredibly excited)?
Email me: Sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com
Hooray! Not only a free book, but the one that is next on my ‘Anything Left of my Paycheck This Month?” list!
Let’s hear it for Ginger Rogers and that one guy she used to dance with!